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The Evil of Gift-Cards....(NVGR)

Americans are so selfish. "Hey Tyler, I know/love you enough to give you a gift, but I don't trust/love you quite enough, and I want to make sure you spend my money at this specific place." No offense to the literally thousands of peopl...


Mario's Mid-life Crisis

I was playing SMG today and something caught my eye that I hadn't noticed before. Mario's signature mustache is black, but his hair is BROWN! Could it be that our pogo personified plumber has issues and dyes his mustache? Do horses wear ...


About epochone of us since 2:28 PM on 02.08.2007

Dear Internet,

I live in the suburbs. In my free-time I play video games and make rap music.

During real life I manage dumb people, wrangle their animal instincts into worker bee perfection. I think the greatest game of all time is Chrono Trigger. I'm the coolest guy I know and my own best friend.


My memories are chemicals and yours are too


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