In the dead of night, beware the Turd Weasel.

Step 1. Remove all evidence that I have been to work today. Step 2. Wait for the install process and shiver as the cold gathers around my body. Step 3. Bask in the warmth of new Zelda.

Saw that a car had parked through the window of the local estate agents. Police on scene. Mood improved by 37%.

Rubs sleep from eye... "Oh an email"... The following items have been unexpectedly delayed: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Yawn... Blink... "Amazon! You massive CUN-"

I've been told my writing's disorganised and hard to read... I'm ok with that. Flibble.

I've VR and I don't have Resi Evil 7. I've been playing Crusader Kings 2 again. I am a fool, an inbred, lunatic fool with 2 kingdoms.

Quote from EVE: Valkyrie review: - Much has been made of how Playstation VR games don’t look as sexy as your regular everyday games and that’s true. It’s also true regular games don’t strap your fucking head into a new world.

Hey guys, do you think the VR cheerleaders are sycophants who opinions are made redundant by blind optimism?

I got to mess with sexy technology in a lab. In a burst of silliness I attempted to used words in a crazed attempt to explain Haptic Technology. http://inputerror.co.uk/videogames/6068-haptic-feedback-and-you-exciting-technology-news

Any of my UK friends know where I can buy PS-VR? Had it pre-ordered since March. Amazon bullshitted me that it's safe and coming till this morning. The lying fucking scumbags.

I still regularly hum the music to Final Fantasy 7. I wonder if this is a medical condition?

Farewell sweet Noih. Rest your little demo head.

He-He, Ho-Ho, Ha-Ha. My disgusting embargo breaking review of Uncharted 4 was a hit. Based on massive lies, which mostly turned out to be true. Lying is fun. Or is it? Or IS it?

That Nioh demo was a surprise, wasn't it.

Has anyone found any reviews of that Uncharted 4 computer game? Ya' know, considering a load of copies fell off the back of a truck.

Review of the lovely Hyper Light Drifter. Lemmie know if its a giant pile of plop. I'm having a rest from this writing thing now. http://inputerror.co.uk/2016/04/09/hyper-light-drifter/

A detailed look at PES 2016 and why its the best at the lovely football. Its a bit heavy going and V. British. Obscure or niche some might say. Oh hum. http://inputerror.co.uk/2016/04/08/pro-evolution-soccer-2016/

No more night Xcom. Cant sleep. No more night Xcom. Cant sleep. WOrk perofmence bad. No moe night Xconm. Nad. Cmat sleep. Hep me! HJkelp me!

I would like to see a Smash competition with 4 players, random stages and all powerups. Or maybe your normal 2 on 2 boring tournament thing but with all the character stats being rearranged/nerfed etc. Would be an interesting watch.

With all the outcry over Darkest Dungeon I'm surprised to say I'm really enjoying it. I played it a few times before it was officially released, but now.. I'm struggling through it with glee. Corpses, heart attacks, all feels natural.

The great VR wars BEGIN! "We have supported Oculus as far as we can, but Elite: Dangerous is not compatible with Oculus SDK version 0.7, and 1.4 doesn’t change that." VHS vs Betamax.

Thought of the day: The Quantic Dream fanboys are never as loud are they. I mean they must exist.

EA Access reminds me of a dealer selling crack to a child in an alleyway for a hugely discounted price.

Poem for people who play computer games: Penis, Penis, oh gaming Penis. Willy, Nobs, Penis, oh Penis. Man bits, Man Penis Penis Penis. But never muff.

Thought of the day: Some clever sod at EA to license the Elite Dangerous engine to recreate X-Wing/Tie Fighter. No microtransactions. Just a straight up remake. Chop chop soulless corporation. Time to print money.

Dear Game Developers. Please refrain from using the term "super". For example. This comment is super cool. Thank you for your time.

Rocket League with a toxic online community? Ever since the beloved pc race showed up on ps4 with keyboards and freedom of expression I've noticed a lot more cuntary. That's ashame, as I absolutely love the game with all my heart.