I am loving, LOVING Sekiro. Apart from the get gud boss battles. Guys, I just wanna be a bad-ass ninja.
I am loving, LOVING Sekiro. Apart from the get gud boss battles. Guys, I just wanna be a bad-ass ninja.
Everyone weeping into their Disco Elysium t-shirts, wiping cocaine from their noses and making pistol fingers into their ears. Game of the year.
Phoenix Point has bothered me to the point of uninstalling it. Hugely bothered. Catastrophically bothered. I'm bothered even thinking about it.
Disco Elysium reminds me of the first time I played Planescape Torment. Brought to you by "high praise" and "damn, that's some game of the year shit".
Assassins Creed Odyssey is one of the most amazing, beautiful, frustrating and tedious games I've ever played. One minute I'm in awe of it, the next I want to uninstall it. Grhnnnhhhhggghh.
jedi game is good as jedi slides on bum.
Wanted: Mandalorian bounty hunter game with the Shadow of War engine.
Hey guys. Some guy long-played my game on that youtubes and I can't face watching it. Fuck creating anything.
I can't sleep because it feels like my tummy needs to do a poo. #darksiders3
Watching this not great film called Ultraviolet (2006) ... Looks a hell of a lot like Mirrors Edge (2008). Even with an exciting white rooftop section!
So I played this Dark Souls game to death* and have no excitement about the remaster. How do you guys do it? *HAH! DEATH!
Wes crushed his enemies, had them driven before Wes, and Wes heard the lamentations of their women. The cad.
Uncle Wes didn't do it.
Whenever I think "games is art" all I can think of is Shadow of the Colossus and Nier.
Fuckin' hell. I've got Chuck Rock's theme song trapped in my head.
#confessiontoid Whilst I visit daily, I've barely read any articles.
You know in computer games, where there's a shop and the things you buy are silly priced. I don't like that. If I have £5,000 quid in the bank, milk shouldn't come to £3,950. Oohfph that's frustrating. [brought to you by: pointless nitpick]
Just had a lil' read of that Zelda article and laughed. I called it in my review. "Can you feel it? Yes, the public backlash is imminent." I don't normally link to my own crap, but... https://goo.gl/kKFcGh
I say MUDDA-, you say?
Apathy... Everywhere! Even in my pants.
Fun fact: I recently made a rap review. Also... so very, very white.
It's hard to type when your fingers are dicks. #Darksiders3
I don't mind the Disqus ads. #Darksiders3