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My First (And Last) Music Review

Throughout the history of music there have been many important albums. Pink Floyd’s The Wall. The Beatles’ White Album. Michael Jackson’s Thriller. And now Titty Citty’s Moist, which is also definitely a music ...

 
 
 
 

Band of Bloggers - April 2019

  This month’s theme may make you uncomfortable. Not in like a gross way or anything. Just sort of slightly uncomfortable. Like stepping into a small bit of water and now your sock is slightly damp kind of uncomfortable. Lik...

 
 
 
 
 

BoB - My Naughtiest Gaming Moments

Video games can make you feel a spectrum of emotions. Pride, joy, sadness, you get the idea. One of the most interesting emotions a game can make you feel though is guilt. Games are not real. The people in them are just lines of code ...

 
 
 

Band of Bloggers - December 2018

Video games often make us ponder important questions. Is it really okay to go into villagers’ houses and raid their chests? Why is the kingdom expecting one person to save the world when they have an entire army that does nothin...

 
 
 

Halloween CYOA - Final Chapter

Welcome to the final chapter of this Choose your Own Adventure style story. I apologize in advance for any mistakes I have made. You can read the first three chapters here, here, and here. Thanks to everyone who helped shape this story...

 
 
 

Halloween CYOA - Chapter 3

This is a Choose your Own Adventure type story. I'm writing it chapter by chapter, and I'm doing it all in a couple of days. As such, these are going to be very rough and not super well written, so please keep that in mind. Also I don'...

 
 
 

Halloween CYOA - Chapter 2

This is a Choose your Own Adventure type story. I'm writing it chapter by chapter, and I'm doing it all in a couple of days. As such, these are going to be very rough and not super well written, so please keep that in mind. Also I don'...

 
 
 

Halloween CYOA - Chapter 1

This is a Choose your Own Adventure type story. I'm writing it chapter by chapter, and I'm doing it all in a couple of days. As such, these are going to be very rough and not super well written, so please keep that in mind. I hope you ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Band of Bloggers - September 2018 Edition

I’d like to start this Band of Bloggers prompt with a story.  The very first game I ever beat, completely on my own, was Pokémon (Red Version). I was obsessed with Pokémon as a kid. So much so that I would even...

 
 
 

Book of the Month - The Dark Portal

My arm is back to 100(ish) percent and so THE BOOK OF THE MONTH IS BACK! Yay? This month’s book is this first entry in a trilogy I read a long time ago when I was still in middle school. It’s not a terribly long read, and ...

 
 
 

Band of Bloggers - Mega Man Legends 2

I remember when I first beat Mega Man Legends. It had taken some time, and I was quite proud of myself. And I remember the small teaser of “Game Over?” at the end that got me excited. I became very happy at the prospect of...

 
 
 

Band of Bloggers: Venetica "Review"

For this month’s Band of Bloggers prompt, I decided to play Venetica, a game where you play as the daughter of Death, Scarlett on a quest to save the world from a group of necromancers after global domination.  My time with...

 
 
 

Book of the Month - The Warrior Heir

The intro to these blogs is seriously the hardest part of them. Everything else is easy-peasy, but this is absolutely the part I struggle with. Which is why these will probably always be me bitching about them. I apologize in advance....

 
 
 

Book of the Month - Mort

This is where the intro should go, but I’m too lazy to come up with one. So fuck it. New month, new book. I’m sure we all get the drill by now. So for this month I have chosen a book I picked up because the title is the sa...

 
 
 

Band of Bloggers - Blue Dragon Impressions

Blue Dragon. An Xbox 360 exclusive JRPG featuring the talents of Hironobu Sakaguchi, Nobuo Uematsu, and Akira Toriyama. It’s one of those games that genuinely convinced me that I would have to get a 360. I still wouldn’t u...

 
 
 
 
 

My Personal Experience with Crowdfunding

The public opinion on crowdfunding is divisive, at best. Some people are completely against it and oppose it wholesale. I don’t agree with these people, but I can understand where they are coming from. There are several high profile ...

 
 
 

Book of the Month - Not Quite the Classics

Bumping this mid-month to make it easier to find. Time for yet another installment of Destructoid’s Unofficial Book of the Month. It’s been quite the experience for me thus far and I hope for all of you who have supported ...

 
 
 

Dephoenix's Least Favorite Final Bosses

WARNING! THIS BLOG CONTAINS MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR EVERY GAME ON THE LIST! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! "It's about the journey, not the destination." I hate that phrase. Because it's not entirely true. While the journey certainly does matter, ...

 
 
 

The Adaptation Chapter 1 - Rough Draft

Author’s Notes: This is a rough draft of Chapter 1 for a book I am writing, tentatively called The Adaptation. This is one of three different chapter 1’s I wrote, and this is the second-ish draft of it. I know it still need...

 
 
 

Book of the Month - The Transall Saga

Image from No Man's Sky A new year, a new Book of the Month! I hope your holiday season was filled with fun and merriment. If not, here’s hoping it’s better this year. For this month’s book I chose a book I haven&rsqu...

 
 
 

Shotgun Reviews: Movies 2017

Back in 2014 I made a promise to myself to see more movies at the theater. I did this because I wanted to 1) get out of my house more often and 2) was sick of not being able to join in on conversations about these movies. That year I o...

 
 
 

Book of the Month - Lucky Penny

Welcome to another installment of Destructoid’s Unofficial Book of the Month blog. Now that the blogs are (sometimes) working again, I decided to make a proper blog for December’s Book of the Month. I’ve decided to d...

 
 

About dephoenixone of us since 10:41 AM on 03.01.2016

Former Head of Destructoid's Unofficial Book Club, Former Head of the Unofficial Book of the Month Club, and Self-Appointed Supreme High Priest of #TeamSandwich.

Super Mario Bros. 3 was the very first game (I remember) playing. Since then I have been a big fan of the medium.

I'm an avid gamer, aspiring writer, and a big fan of dark, offbeat humor. RPGs and platformers are my bread and butter, but I'm also a fair action/adventure guy too. Really there are no genres I outright dislike, just individual games. Every game genre offers something different, and I've come to love the variety. I feel the same way with comics, movies, manga, etc. Not really hung up on "genres", I just like what I like, and I don't care what genre it is.

Recently I've been trying to "break out of my shell" by getting out of my comfort zone and trying things I normally would not. Because of this I have discovered lots of new games, books, manga, shows, and movies that I now love. I do my part now to try to help others expand their horizons and get out of their own familiar space and try new things.

Destructoid has been a big help in getting me to broaden my horizons, and interact with more people outside my familiar circle of friends and acquaintances. I've come to love this site, and look forward to sharing more with you knuckleheads.

#TeamSandwich

 
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