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Regarding E3: Ubisoft is the Nintendo of E309

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HOLY SHIT NO ONE FUCKING CARES UBISOFT!

I'm not even going to spend time on images and what not for this blog, just jesus christ this is bad. I'm watching G4's feed and when it started there was this whole big promo about how big Ubisoft is and all the innovative and megahit franchises they have.

Boy you wouldn't fucking know it by this press conference. Lets see what we have so far

-JOEL MCHALE IS HILARIOUS WITH HIS FUNNY RYAN SEACREST JOKES
-JAMES CAMERON TALKING FOR A HALF HOUR ABOUT HIS MOVIE AND GAME THEY DON'T EVEN SHOW
-...red steel 2
-SHAUN WHITE HE'S STILL COOL RIGHT?!
-PELE TALKING ABOUT NOTHING AND THEN SOME HARRY POTTER SOCCER GAME
-That splinter cell demo you saw earlier today with the same speech and gameplay + one extra minute
-ZOMG TWEEN GAMES OMG!!! LOLZ! PETS, MAKEUP, AND JEWELRY! OH BOY!
-SOME FITNESS GAME THAT USES A CAMERA SORTA LIKE THE NATAL
-THE RABBIDS ARE STILL FUNNY RIGHT GUYS!?

Seriously... what the fuck. I realize you have to promote some of this shit, but for gods sake, don't spend massive amounts of time on shit like Imagine and Petz. I'm pretty sure a majority of the people at E3 don't give a shit about Petz. I really wish the crowd wouldn't be so polite and stop cheering at everything that is obviously not cheer worthy.

They're starting to talk about the TMNT sorta smash bros game, but I just don't care anymore, for fucks sake, UBISOFT is made of FAIL today. No amount of games at this point will be able to save this conference from total joke of the show.

EDIT:

Oh great, say one sentence about No More Heroes 2 and say that Q? is doing a game. OH BOY THAT'S NEWS!

Assassin's Creed 2 cg trailer... woo

THE END

God damn this sucked.

I'm honestly trying to figure out which was worse, Nintendo's E308 or Ubisoft's E309
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