Hey guys, how's it going? Me and a few other Texans have been kicking around the idea of getting together and having the third TX NARP on October 17th in Dallas, TX. If you couldn't make it to College Station this summer or Austin last fa...

Look, I don't like to talk shit about fellow DToiders, but some things cannot be forgiven. If you want to be in the middle of these conversations, join us in IRC. I'm not going to tell you what happened, just read for yourself <topgea...

Now, if the red rings weren't bad enough to cope with, we 360 owners are the last to receive Mega Man 9. (Insert Y0j1mb0 comment here). However, I don't believe it's useful to sit around and mope, so I have came up with a few games availabl...

OK, every time a front page article has anything to do with religion I think about posting it, but I'm usually too lazy or something to do so, but after this one I figured I finally would. First off, I consider myself a Christian. I love...

See that guy right there? How can you not help but love him? Fedora-wearer extraordinaire and science-doer, Tactix is the shit. I found that out firsthand when I met him at PAX. He was actually one of the first people I met, as I had the ...

Look, I know it's not even midnight on the west coast as of right now, but I just couldn't contain myself. Today is probably the most amazing day the good Lord has ever bestowed upon us, because it's Chad "Kokomo" Concelmo's birthday!!! AMA...

Today the world...ok, maybe not the world, but we here at Destructoid celebrate the birth of Itemforty. What can I say about Item "Touchdown" Forty? Well, he lives in Austin so he was one of the first DToiders I ever met. Obviously meeting ...

I try to check Craigslist every day or so, but I live in Bumfuck, TX, so usually there's never anything on there except for dumb college kids trying to hock their old systems for more than MSRP. Apparently irony is in the air, because on su...

Hey guys, Coon here, and I just got back to Texas about 12 hours ago. I was going to make a video montage of all the pics I took with epic credits, but epic credits are pretty much limited to one liners, and that's just not going to be enou...

Like this but somehow more epic Hey guys, Coon here. If you haven't seen it before, I created this map for all of us to figure out where we all are relative to everyone and everything else. I added all of the meetup locations that CTZ tol...

YES. If you are as aroused as much as I am by the idea of playing Chrono Trigger again, then you will probably want to hear this. They've been saying it's going to come out in Holiday 08, but that doesn't mean shit. But today Squenix sent...

If I haven't told you before, I'm fucking excited about PAX. Like, if I could be cryogenically frozen until my plane leaves, I would. So I figured I would post these weekly until its actually here, in an attempt to share my enthusiasm. Ea...

I tried to sign on to XBL and they give me this message: "You must be signed in to XBox Live to use XBox live marketplace. Please sign in and try again. In accordance to xbox live policy the gamertag coonskin05 is no longer allowed. Pleas...

If I haven't told you before, I'm fucking excited about PAX. Like, if I could be cryogenically frozen until my plane leaves, I would. So I figured I would post these weekly until its actually here, in an attempt to share my enthusiasm. Ea...

Buy this fucking game. I know that's saved for the bottom of a review, but I can't hold it in any longer. Get Microsoft Points however you have to, get a 360 however you have to, and buy this fucking game. Buy it, support Jonathan Blow, f...

Hey kiddos, have a seat and get ready for a little history lesson. Back in my day, we didn't have no easy ass front page contests where all you had to do was be short and paint yourself green, or take a picture of your newfangled computer...

Yesterday Tycho from Penny Arcade announced there would be an East Coast PAX starting in 2010, with plans to expand globally. While there was generally much rejoicing for this decision, I have mixed feelings on this which I have decided t...

Yes, today marks the day which Electro Lemon/Gynecologist Cobra was born, and he is now 16...or maybe 12, not 100% sure, he's young though. As the only member of Destructoid to have ever met young Demi IRL, albeit by accident, I figured it ...

Hello ladies and children. My name is Coonskin05. You may remember me from such action-packed flicks such as Texas NARP, Cincinnati 08, or Texas NARP 2: The NARPening. If you logged on to Destructoid today, you may have noticed a little com...

Look, I drink... And many of you know this firsthand. Sometimes my busy schedule cuts down on the amount I can drink throughout my regular day, which is why 6 pound 7 ounce baby Jesus invented the flask. But most flasks are tiny as fuck, ...

I unfortunately bring you another edition of our friend-finding blog series, Whatever Happened To. Usually, I introduce the person the feature is over, but this man needs no introduction. Though he went by many names, such as Agent Chieft...

It happened.

So, as you have probably heard, as if PAX isn't going to be epic enough, our very own Destructoid is having a panel at PAX 2008. We haven't heard many details on what exactly it will be about, but it is a DToid panel, so we knew it would ...

Look, I have done a lot of questionable things in my life. I made jokes about Ledger before he was in the ground, I have exposed myself randomly, I drink way more than is neccessary. But tomorrow night, I am going to confirm my place in Hel...

No one can claim this fall & winter are not going to be good seasons for videogame releases, as there will be plenty of blockbuster titles coming out on every console. Perhaps the game I am the most excited about is Fallout 3. I wasn't re...

As you most likely know, this isn't the first time Unofficial Destructoid IRC has contributed to the internet's vocabulary. A month ago we brought you Mexcellent, which was a whole new level of an adjective meaning "awesome". Well it is Fri...

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I'm not posting this on the DToid Austin profile because I don't think as many people follow that as do follow me. Pompous I know, whatever, I don't have the time for professionalism. The TX NARP is THIS weekend. Starting Friday, July 25th,...

An actual G4 interview, word for word. Morgan Webb: "So Reggie what do you have to say to hardcore gamers who might feel left out by you at this point?" Reggie: "How can you possibly feel left out. We've got Animal Crossing with voice c...

I hope the PS3 gets Gears of War 2. It looks like it will be a cool game and be even more badass than the first and I want as many people as possible to get to play it. I hope the PS3 gets whatever future Halo games that come out. Though...