So my friends threw a little party for me yesterday. They really know me well, I must say. They threw it in this park that's next to the train museum (awesome). There were hardly any non-meat food items (awesome).
Plenty of Dr. Pepper (awesome)
a cow psuedo pinata (awesome).
bewbs that say "someone in texas loves me" (uber awesome). said bewbs are not part of destructoid, so I cropped out the face.
some video games I got ^_^
Of course this is the coolest part of all. It looks like a giant fucking TBONE steak. But actually, it's a cake made from red velvet and pears (for the "fatty" parts). fucking impressive. and tasty. [Edit] This cake wasn't bought. One of my best friends stayed up the night before making this. She works in surfacing, ironically, which is why we're all fooled.