You could have seen this coming, I know I did.
Devil May Cry 4's achievements were posted on Achieve360 and it looks like only Japanese professionals
and crack headed 8 year olds
will eventually muster the ability to get all 1000 points for their precious gamerscore.
I pray DMC4 isn't as difficult/impossible as the third installation, because I don't want to have to wait until a "Platinum Hits" edition comes out to finally be able to beat your stupid-ass brother at the top of that gay-ass tower.
Anyway, here's the list.
Good luck gentlemen.