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About binary revolverone of us since 8:08 AM on 07.13.2012

I have a lot of blogs. This is my new Dtoid one. It has stuff and also some things.

If you're the kind of person who when you tell a joke, instead of laughing everyone just stares at you awkwardly, you'll like it here.

If you're the kind of person who when you tell a joke, everyone around you starts laughing hysterically and gives you high fives and then suddenly an entourage of beautiful naked women appear and start dancing seductively, but instead of being sexy itís just really uncomfortable because where did they come from? Why aren't they wearing any clothes? How are they going to get home? Aren't they cold? But before you can resolve those suspenseful plot threads Carl Sagan gives you a call and says "Dude I want you to star in the next season of Breaking Bad" and you say "I don't think you have the authority to do that, besides arenít you dead" and he's like "I'm goddamn Carl Sagan I can do whatever I want" and then you hang up the phone and realise that you probably shouldnít of eaten those mushrooms you found in the backyard. You'll like it here.

If you're the kind of person who doesn't tell jokes. You'll like it here.

If you like the stuff here, I have full write ups on my website that exists.
www.binaryrevolver.com
Visit it if you like visiting things.

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