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r6v2 matchmaking SUCKS. Seriously. and bad.

So last night I decided I wanted to play some r6v2 MP. All I wanted to do was play some deathmatch. Every man for himself. It seemed like a good plan. I havenít played much MP on the game because it seems like a big pain in the ass. I guess...

 
 
 

Wii Peeing Game. (with strap on)

I have reason to believe this is real, although it is very likely not. But it looks real nonetheless. Personally I dont have a Wii or any reason to play this (I am very familiar withthe art of gettting your piss stream into the bowl) but ...

 
 
 

XBLM Demo's. Why Have You Forsaken Me?

I know these are free, and nobody is required to offer a demo but sheesh. It has been at least a couple of weeks since a new demo has been offered up. It would be one thing if no new games were coming out, but there has been several release...

 
 
 

20 minutes with the BattleField beta before work

So I got up a little early today so I could check out this beta. Im wondering if the extra 20 minutes of sleep would have been a better bet. I will say I didnít get enough time to make a fair assessment of the game, and I will say I would r...

 
 
 
 
 

Happy Birthday Dtoid!

I wish I had the phtoshop skills. The ability to create some sort of video. I wish I had the ability to create something other than these poorly written sentences to give back. However, I do not. So, happy birthday d - toid and to d - toi...

 
 
 

Condemned 2 MP "Crime Scene" = Awesomeness

We have had some damn good write ups here in the c blogs about the single player campaign. I'm not too sure however if the MP has been touched on. The bottom line is, its fun. Its alot of fun. It is somewhat limited, but luckily there are ...

 
 
 

Video Game Booklets/Manuals The "notes" Section

You know the book that comes with every game you get? You know how the last few pages of all of them have a few blank pages with "Notes" at the top? (if a game doesn't have this, return it immediately for they have violated the laws of the ...

 
 
 
 
 

10 resons why Small Arms is better than Brawl

1. I think its safe to say that first and most obvious reason is because I dont have a Wii to play it on. 2. I have given up hope of ever finding a Wii and become jaded. The closest I have ever come to one was shaking a friends hand who ...

 
 
 
 

R6V2 COD4 ??

Is this even possible? I remember a time when my friends list was lit up with people playing r6v. Those days are no more. On any given night, a look at my friends list which might have about 20 people playing will be at least 80% cod4. The ...

 
 
 

N+ : Episode 16 level 4

Is the first level of a video game to make me cry. I knew I was in trouble when I heard and achievement unlock. It wasnt a good one, it was awarded for dying 1,000 times in the single player campaign. The interesting part is, at least 900 o...

 
 
 

What are you gonna play this weekend?

Ahh, the weekend. Its a wonderful time for those of us with busy work schedules. It gives us time to catch up on some of the things we werent able to do during the week, especially to play video games, do drugs, and bang hookers. If youre...

 
 
 

How Much Have You Spent On Games This Year?

Gaming is not a cheap hobby. I waste money constantly on nothing so at least when I blow it on a game I have something to show for it. So far this year (to the best of my recollection) - (thanks pot) I have spent at least a few hundred on...

 
 
 

At what point is a game "Worth 60 bucks"?

Now this is obviously just an opinion based question. But the question does pop up quite often. As far as im concerned, if I can play through the game and get at least 10 hours out of it I would say the 60 dollar price tag is justified. Of ...

 
 
 

The Club - Multiplayer Impressions

So, we all know what the single player is about in this one. But whats up with the multiplayer? Is it the same, is it different? Is it good, is it shit? Well even though it seems like Im the only person on the planet who bought this gam...

 
 
 

The Club - Picked it up on my lunch break

So I sneaked out of work to grab my copy of the club this afternoon. I have it tucked away in my desk and every so often I will slide open the drawer to take a peek and see it smiling back up at me. Im looking forward to getting the he...

 
 
 

Whats your favorite achievement?

So last night after countless attempts I finally unlocked the "chain master" achievement in Poker Smash. Its awarded for a 5x chain. Say what you will but that is no easy task. At least for me it wasnt. Im not too familiar with these typ...

 
 
 

Xbox Originals = Am I the only one?

I cant resist the purchase of a new game. Microsoft knows this. This is why they are constantly putting shiny new games for sale right in my face. The Xbox Originals idea is a good one I guess. At first I was disgusted at the lack of achi...

 
 
 

I dont want to get political here. But if youre like me there are at least 2 bitches you dont like right now and this picture covers both. Both are evil. Both will give you nightmares, and both are out to rule the world! It will take a ...

 
 
 

Hillary Clinton = Matriarch Benezia

I dont want to get political here. But if youre like me there are at least 2 bitches you dont like right now and this picture covers both. Both are evil. Both will give you nightmares, and both are out to rule the world! It will take a ...

 
 

About big filthone of us since 8:08 PM on 10.05.2007





Hello Destructoid. I play a decent amount of video games and spend just as much time (if not more) reading and writing about them. Why? Thats a good question. I'll have to get back to you on that one. In the meantime, i'd like to play some games and read and write about them.

I've been doing a small amount of blogging in the recent months and I recently decided that if i'm going to be doing that, I might as well do it here where someone might actually read it. Who am I kidding? Noone will actually read it.

I don't really enjoy writing, I do however get an amazing satisfaction from spell check. I'm old school. I remember the day I got my NES like it was yesterday, 1985. Well, actually I remember the year better than the day. Give me a break I was only 5. Do you remember when you were 5? Ok then.

Moving on. My next console was the Sega Genesis. Some of my best memories of that era revolve around the "beef" between the Genesis owners and the Super Nintedno owners. This wasn't some bullshit make believe beef like the "East Coast/ West Coast" beef was. This was real beef. You know, the type were "ya mom's ain't safe to walk the streets". I still have the "SEGA" tattoo across the belly to prove it.

Next was the Sega Saturn. (i did have the 32x and the Sega CD but those are hardly worth talking about as far as I'm concerned.) The Saturn was cool. I remember being rather impressed by the graphics and falling in love with Tomb Raider. Not because of the girl like some of you perverts but because it was just amazing. Somewhere around this time frame I was feeling a little bit of envy towards the Nintendo 64 guys. I don't know why I got off the Nintendo side of things, it wasn't intentional. I stepped into the Sega universe with nothing but the fondest memories of my Nintendo days. But alas, what can one do when receiving such things as gifts. Either way, I was quite happy with my Sega Saturn. That was until a new friend introduced me to his Playstation. (Although that might have sounded gay, by no means was it meant to.) He showed me how much better Tomb Raider looked, and how much better Tekken was compared to anything I had on the Saturn at the time.

This is where it all changed. I was sold. I needed a PlayStation. Even if it meant doing the unthinkable. Getting rid of the Sega Saturn.

And so it was done.

Moving into the the next generation, my recollections aren't quite as clear. I remember having a PS2 and I remember buying my Dreamcast. I don't know which came first but I know the guy who lived upstairs from me could burn those Dreamcast games onto cd's and they would play like a dream. I know he would give me 5 games for 5 dollars, and I know he seemed to have them all.

Could the PS2 do that? I suppose I could use Google and find an answer to that, but I'm trying to prove a point. What is the point? The point is SEGA KICKED ASS and they were steamrolled by SONY! That actually doesn't prove that point in any way, but you know what I mean.

Many years pass

Despite having my beloved Sega Dreamcast tucked away safely in a bed of pirated discs in my closet I purchased my 2nd PS2. This may have had something to do with the fact the DC had long been discontinued by this point.

Perhaps an XBOX would have been a good choice at this point? I was hardly aware of what was REALLY going on in the video game world by this time. I was on the outside looking in. Clueless. Much like I am today. The only difference is, I now have an XBOX 360.

It's definitely had a huge negative impact on my life. My wife moved out. My kids never answer the phone when I call and I cant seem to keep a job for more than a few weeks.

Just Kidding. I'm actually a pretty cool guy and I'm just working on finding the perfect balance of time between playing COD4 and bangin' super hot models.

Cerealy.
 
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