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Why Microsoft Should Give Me a 120 GB Hard Drive

Ripping off consumers is good for businesses only in the short term. An early burn by a company will linger in the mind of the consumer, and when a superior product finally comes along, that company will be abandoned without a moment's hesi...

 
 
 
 

Which BL Would It Be Best for Me to Buy?

BL: Border Lands, or Brutal Legend. An odd coincidence that makes an unpleasant decision even more difficult for me to make. I want both of the games. I want both games to be supported in their first month in order to drive up sales of wha...

 
 
 

Nothing is Sacred: Stories

In the world of video game stories, there are usually two categories: RPG stories... and everything else. RPGs tell long, drawn out , sometimes clichéd, sometimes wholly original stories that generally attempt to make players care about the...

 
 
 
 

I Suck at Games: GTAIV

If there is one game I regret buying in the entirety of my life, it is Rockstar's Grand Theft Auto IV. Very infrequently do I buy a game new, especially not 360 games. However, I gave into the peer pressure of 10/10 after 10/10 after 10/10 ...

 
 
 

Splosion Man: A True 21st Century Sonic Game

A number of people have made the comparison, either in passing or in detail, but I figured I'd take a crack at it too, because nothing on the internet's truly original, anyhow. Yesterday, after taking a general hiatus from games for whatev...

 
 
 

Proof That There is No God (NVGR)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQw5DLWXVEs That is a trailer for Disaster Movie, a movie I didn't know existed, and certainly didn't want to exist. Around the time Date Movie came out, this whole franchise had been raped, and raped hard, ...

 
 
 

Why I Will Not Be Buying Braid

So, Destructoid loves Braid. I don't. The demo failed to prove that it's worth Doom and Alien Hominid HD combined (same price, and the games I'll be getting over Braid). Why do I hate the demo so much? They show the exact same fucking thin...

 
 
 

Please Help Me. My OS Un-Activated. T_T

I got a copy of Windows Vista on 26th. It was a key gotten from a friend whose parent's owned a software business, and had extra keys. It was taken from the box, so I know it's a legit key. However, technically it's not my key, so I don't w...

 
 
 

Some Cold Hard Evidence that Surfer Girl is a Fraud.

I've not wanted to believe it. But the other day, when Surfer Girl put up the list of things that she'd predicted, it made me wonder. "Wait a second... why would she need to do this if she was for real? All of her shit would come true...." ...

 
 
 
 

Reviews: Should Hype or Promises Factor Into Them?

By now, all of you should know that Reverend Anthony derives no enjoyment from any game ever concieved. Ever. His reviews are absolutely brutal in every aspect, and don't coincide whatsoever with the rating system he supposedly follows. B...

 
 
 

Open Letter to NIMF

For those of you who don't know, NIMF, or National Institute on Media, has been calling the delay of Manhunt 2 a victory for families and children. How the hell it affects them, I don't know, but nonetheless, I've a short letter for them. H...

 
 

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