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10 Things I learned this week: Needs moar tentacles Edition


My brother loves this movie. God knows why. It has gotten kind of creepy really

No interesting rant before this installment of 10 things. Mainly because I put off doing this until the last minute. I've been too busy kicking ass with my Tentacle Rape Squad in MVC2. You ready for the rape tonight folks? Because there is no escaping my Tag Team bitches.

1. Technophile has had enough of the creepy bullshit in the Hawp threads. Took long enough, that place was a goddamn Cesspool of creepiness. And yes, I realize the hypocrisy of calling somebody creepy when I post in the Atheistium fan thread so much but at least I am not being serious when I post in there.

2. Yojimbo is wrong again. How dare you say King of Fighters 12 is better than Blazblue! Nothing is better than Blazblue fool!

3. I now have a new Tag Team in MVC2, or as Snaileb aptly puts: my Tentacle Rape Team.

4. Agent Moo's Maximum overdeath is pretty cool.

5. I probably should have put a little more thought into the second half of it. I originally was planning for the second half to be something really, really demeaning but I thought better of it at the last minute. Meh, I guess Naim Master isn't complaining :D

6. I am really excited for Batman Arkham Asylum. I was always a little iffy in regards to this game because past Batman games have had a history of being shit. But the demo is really good. Short, but definitely good. That and Game Informer has gone so far as calling it this years Bioshock, which is pretty crazy.

7. Batman's Forehead is awfully large in Batman: Arkham Asylum. I think somebody wasn't paying attention in Anatomy class.

8. Microsoft is asking an awful lot for stupid add ons to the avatars. Seriously, five bucks for a lightsaber for your avatar? whoever pays for that needs a smack in the face.

9. I have realized with my contest that I haven't expressed how much I like Spawn. I like Venom and all but I absolutely love the Spawn series. I have been reading them since, well, ever since I could read actually and I have pretty much every issue up to when Todd Mcfarlane and Greg Capullo stopped working on it and it went to shit.

10. Dunkin Donuts has discontinued the Blueberry Bagel.
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About aborto thefetusone of us since 6:36 PM on 03.06.2007

Thas me!

"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."


dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool


dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person

I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and

top 20 favorite games

Top 5 favorite comics

1. Watchmen
2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

Top 5 favorite movies

1. Pulp fiction
2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow

Favorite hobby: Being an asshole

Also, cards

Also also, my birthday present from blehman

Xbox LIVE:asbestosSNDWICH
Mii code:[email protected]


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