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10 things I learned this week: If I ever see another Rick Roll post I am going to club a baby seal Edition

I don't think I have ever hated something as much as I do Rick Rolling right now. Seriously, it's not funny. At all. I've seen Carlos Mencia skits funnier than Rick Rolling.

If you are going to Rick Roll, at least be clever about it like Topher was with the RetroforceGo post. Embedding a fucking video in a blog after you said "DUR, YOU JUST GOT RICK-ROLLED,DUR" doesn't work because the people need to press on the goddamn video in order to watch it dumbasses.

-This has been a public service announcement by fetus's against stupid memes

Also, my T.Rex blog getting on the highlights and Yojimbo's top picks officially makes me better than you. Don't argue with that logic. No seriously, don't . I've had a shitty week and I need this damn it!

1. April Fools day on Destructoid sucks if your photobucket account isn't working.

2. Kryptonite doesn't like survival horror.


3. Microsoft support still thinks my GT is aborto thefetus.

4. Bad Taste is an amazing movie. For you that don't know, it's the first movie Peter Jackson made. It's basically 2 hours of New Zealand accents killing aliens with chainsaws, hunting knives, machine guns, sledgehammers, Rocket Launchers, magnums, bare fists, etc.

5. T.Rex's are even more badass than I originally thought

6. My knowledge of useless information can be used to get on the community highlights.

7. Everything can be blamed on Wardrox.

8. Sevink is apparently Knives from Bizarro world

9. That people from America can't get on the podcastle. Jerks. You destroyed my dream, I hope you're happy ya bastards >:(

10. I've been using text smiley faces way too much as of late. I blame Wardrox.
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About aborto thefetusone of us since 6:36 PM on 03.06.2007

Thas me!

"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."


dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool


dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person

I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and

top 20 favorite games

Top 5 favorite comics

1. Watchmen
2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

Top 5 favorite movies

1. Pulp fiction
2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow

Favorite hobby: Being an asshole

Also, cards

Also also, my birthday present from blehman

Xbox LIVE:asbestosSNDWICH
Mii code:[email protected]


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