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10 Things I learned this week: Human Laugh Track Edition


I had something really important to say this week, but after writing somewhere around 3 or 4 paragraphs I realized I had way too much to say about it to put it in here. That's why I am going to write a completely seperate blog on the subject. And no, this isn't going to be like all those other times where I said I would write something and didn't. No, I am going to make sure I write this because this is too damn important for me to get lazy.

Angry Aborto is angry.

1. Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection is pretty awesome. It's definitely not perfect, like I said on the Failcast there are alot of glitches that I have come across like getting stuck inside of enemies in Beyond Oasis and attacks not connecting in the original Golden Axe. Not to mention there are some stinkers thrown in among the good games. Like Super Thunder Blade and Bonanza Brothers, which I wouldn't have even bothered playing if it wasn't for the fact that you need to play them in order to unlock all the games. Other then that it's 50 games for 30 bucks, what's not to like?

Also Ristar= awesome sauce

2. Vexed Alex died. You see, that guy in IRC this past week is really a zombie. A zombie that is always wrong.

3.King3vbo plays too much Warcraft.

4. The Madcatz SF4 controller is pretty good. I like the button layout and the shape of the buttons but I was hoping the joypad would have been more along the lines of the PS2's pad, but the pad actually does work surprisingly well. However, the thing is really light and makes it feel really cheap. I'm still not sure whether it's worth the money. Maybe when I get more playtime with it I can say for sure whether or not is was worth the money.

I do however know this is the last time I preorder something off of Amazon.com

5. Apparently there is going to be a Shadow of the Colossus movie. A lot of people have been up in a roar about it. Frankly, I don't give a shit, but that is probably because I have already seen my favorite game series (Resident Evil) and comics ( Watchmen, Spawn) be raped into oblivion that I just really don't care anymore.

6. Apparently, I am a human laugh track.

7. That there is going to be an Assassins Creed 2. Hopefully it is not as shitty as the first one :D

8. The original L4D box art was ugly as fuck.

9. The Batman Arkham Asylum Limited Edition is fucking amazing.

10. I need to do more non 10 things posts.
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About aborto thefetusone of us since 6:36 PM on 03.06.2007

Thas me!

"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."


dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool


dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person

I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and

top 20 favorite games

Top 5 favorite comics

1. Watchmen
2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

Top 5 favorite movies

1. Pulp fiction
2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow

Favorite hobby: Being an asshole

Also, cards

Also also, my birthday present from blehman

Xbox LIVE:asbestosSNDWICH
Mii code:[email protected]


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