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10 things I learned this week: Happy Halloween Edition


AHAHAHAHA! Whoever did this is Aborto's hero. Aliens makes everything better.

So before I go any further I would like to wish everybody Happy Halloween.

Originally, I was planning on doing a special 10 things post this week of my favorite Halloween movies, or movies to watch on Halloween. However, do partly to being too busy and partly to being too lazy it didn't happen. So I'm just going to sum it up:

1. Evil Dead 2
2. The Thing
3. Creepshow
4. The Frighteners
5. Dawn of the Dead
6. Return of the Living Dead
7. House of Wax
8. The Blob
9. Brain Dead
10. Re-animator

A lot of those don't even need an explanation. Christ, Creepshow was directed by George Romero and written by Stephen King. If that doesn't make you want to watch it then there is something horribly wrong with you. And if you are going to watch House of Wax, make sure it is the original. NOT THE REMAKE! Same goes for Dawn of the Dead and The Blob.


1. Watching the Watchmen is a awesome book. If you love Watchmen I suggest you get it if you don't already have it. It's amazing how much design work they put into it.

2. Blehman is gay for Niero. Although on the other hand who isn't?

3. Michiyoyoshiku seems to have something against girl gamers.

4. South Park deeply disappoints me. It's kind of sad that the highlight of this season so far is a guinea pig in a pirate costume. You have lost your touch South Park.

5. Pendleton is trying to steal Craineum's thunder.

6. I'm no longer worried that much about RE5. I read this months egm's article about RE5 and it has calmed me down quite a bit. For those who haven't read it it basically stated that the default control scheme will be the traditional controls but there will be Gears 2 style controls that can also be used. Which I have to admit is a really good idea.

So those people out there worrying about them copying Gears, including me, can calm down now.

7. Hamza wants to know about your Halloween costumes

8. I am now better then Tazar, Cowzilla, and MechaMonkey. Yeah, you would have thought I would stop bragging about the leaderboards but damn it, I worked hard to get my e-peen to the size it is now and I am going to flaunt it bitches!*

9. That the Destructoid Beard Off is officially under way. Anybody that can grow a beard go sign up now!

10. I'm not the only one that thinks the Nemesis is the bees knees. FRONT PAGE BITCHES!

*This is the last time I am going to bring it up I swear!
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About aborto thefetusone of us since 6:36 PM on 03.06.2007

Thas me!

"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."


dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool


dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person

I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and

top 20 favorite games

Top 5 favorite comics

1. Watchmen
2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

Top 5 favorite movies

1. Pulp fiction
2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow

Favorite hobby: Being an asshole

Also, cards

Also also, my birthday present from blehman

Xbox LIVE:asbestosSNDWICH
Mii code:[email protected]


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