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10 things I learned this week: Everybody is tired of hearing about brawl Edition.

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As you may have noticed I started to add subtitles to the title. I initially started doing this as a joke but it seems I get more blog hits when I have them. And me being the blog whore that I am decided to keep them in.

Before I get into the purpose of this post, I would like to address something I said in my last 10 things post. Specifically the thing about art critics and judging art, since nobody read the disclaimer I put on it. I was really angry when I wrote that and when I'm angry I go on stupid half-assed rants. I was just really fucking angry. I am very impressed with Jack's stuff because I myself have used Solidworks and know how difficult it is to do that stuff.

In other words, completely disregard number 5 from last week.

Brawl and Condemned 2 officially make this the best week ever.

1. I'm very bad with jokes. I won't say anymore about this because it might ruin me and Blehman's evil plans.

2. Chad uses a ridiculous amount of smiley faces.

3. Nintendo is run by a bunch of racist bastards. HOW DARE THEY REMOVE PIKACHU'S LEPRECHAUN HAT! YOU BASTARDS! LET ME CELEBRATE MY IRISH HERITAGE IN PEACE!

and for the last damn time Electro Lemon, the Leprechaun hat was in melee.

4. Pikachu kicks so much ass in Brawl! All his moves take less time to use and his thunder attack can penetrate some platforms. Now I can rape with twice the amount of efficiency!

5. Brawl is awesome-sauce! But the character selection is a little lame. Here's a short list me and my brother put together of character's that should have been in Brawl.

a. David Bowie
b. Cory Feldman
c. Tetris block
d. That black guy from The Thing
e. A clown

Also, Pit is an asshole.

6. Everybody in Condemned 2 are ugly as fuck. I find it funny that Ethan Thomas looked terrible in the first one and now he is the best looking character model other than the enemy designs.

7. Condemned has too much goo.

8. Rockvillain has a sweet new avatar.

9. My 360 is the most advanced thing in my house. I never really thought about this until you guys pointed out how old my T.V. is.

10. Aaron and Rev broke Jim.
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About aborto thefetusone of us since 6:36 PM on 03.06.2007



Thas me!

"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."

-knives

dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool

dyslexic:LMAO

dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person




I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
Ladders.

top 20 favorite games

Top 5 favorite comics

1. Watchmen
2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

Top 5 favorite movies

1. Pulp fiction
2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow


Favorite hobby: Being an asshole



Also, cards


Also also, my birthday present from blehman

Xbox LIVE:asbestosSNDWICH
Mii code:[email protected]


 

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