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10 Things I learned this week: Aborto's going to PAX Edition!


Yep, that's right bitches, Aborto is going to be making his way to Seattle this Labor Day. It may cost a lot but it seems totally worth it. Not to mention it coincides with my 20th Birthday so it will be my Birthday present to myself and Birthday money will help out the money situation. That is assuming I can get a hotel room so I have to pose the question, who has a room that I can crash at or who wants to room with me? I'll pay for half or whatever is reasonable.

I'm definitely looking forward to hanging out with Juggsy, Blehman, Yojimbo as well as stabbing Vexed Alex in the face for calling me smelly so damn much in IRC! I'll make you eat those words motherfucker!

Also, I'm nearly finished with my entry for the secret Dtoid art project. I think those of you who play games with me regularly will really like it (hint, hint) ;)

1. Jim wants to ride a Toucan.

2. Mid3vol craves the cock.

God, she is going to regret playing with me and Juggsy

3. Abel kind of looks like Chad. You know, if somebody cut the shit out of him and he grew a ridiculous amount of muscle.

4. I no longer like C. Viper. I liked her before because I was only going up against the computer but when I started going up against actual people online and in person, I realized how bad she is. That pause before she executes her special moves makes it impossible to win against my friends.

Fuck Viper. Sagat and Cammy FTW!

Now I just need that damn gamepad, which it now looks like I won't be getting until late March or early April. I swear to god, this is the last damn time I am preordering something off Amazon. On the bright side, by the time that I get the damn thing I will have gotten so used to the shitty gamepad that I will be fucking amazing with the new one.

5. Topher loves himself some Puzzle Fighter

6. I have newfound respect for Wardrox because he likes Condemned.

7. Me and Vexed Alex have reached a level of gayness that rivals Gandysampras and the Young Scot. Goddamn it, I wish I recorded that conversation in IRC!

8. It's so much fun fucking with Necros in IRC.

9. King fails at recording

10. This September is going to be awesome.
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About aborto thefetusone of us since 6:36 PM on 03.06.2007

Thas me!

"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."


dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool


dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person

I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and

top 20 favorite games

Top 5 favorite comics

1. Watchmen
2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

Top 5 favorite movies

1. Pulp fiction
2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow

Favorite hobby: Being an asshole

Also, cards

Also also, my birthday present from blehman

Xbox LIVE:asbestosSNDWICH
Mii code:[email protected]


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