My name doesn't matter, what does however is the fact that I love bananas, bongos, bohemian apparel and other assorted things that begin with the letter B. I came to Destructoid to seek fortune writing literature that rivals classics such as the 1851 novel by Herman Melville, Moby Dick. I don't give a damn whether or not you think my work rattles along at classic standards or not, they are all works of art, as much an art as interactive video entertainment games.




Mother 3, improvement on perfection
Fond regards for Super Mario Bros. 2
Fallout 3, a gateway into the west
Castlevania: Maneuverability Of Ungodly Stiffness
Capcom Knows Duck
Aspiring hope for Grand Theft Auto
Tingle: a constant in an intermittently mannered world
Ikaruga: A lifestyle, a religion
My magic bean has grown tall for Majora's Mask
Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden is sexual chocolate
Eulogy for a grave keeper


Start Of The Affair: Link's Awakening
Feel the Hatred: Mega Man 9
Playing With Yourself: Persona 3


Sin And Punishment
Mega Man X2
Crisis Force


A late introduction


Tingle: a constant in an intermittently mannered world
Start Of The Affair: Link's Awakening