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Did you know that you can buy one of every item from Taco Bell's dollar menu for like, $12. How am I ever supposed to go on a diet when eating crap is so much cheaper. And tastier.


How it feels to chew 5 gum


When anyone asks me literally anything


Adulthood is wearing your seatbelt no matter how far you're driving


That Sunday feeling


Raise your hand if you're excited for the weekend!


My phone automatically connects to my friend’s home wifi and if that’s not true friendship idk what is.


What possible reason on Earth is there for Ash to go this hard when throwing his pokeball.


What are some good anime recommendations on Hulu or Netflix? Looking to watch something like Psycho-Pass, Darker Than Black, or Steins;Gate.


Did you guys ever notice that in the tv show Arthur, he has a pet dog named Pal. But the janitor at his school, Mr. Morris, is also a dog. Also two of his best friends are dogs! Binky and Fern. What's that about? Is Pal an unwilling slave?


Made a new meme


About Zordanone of us since 11:23 AM on 04.07.2015

Hi! I'm Jordan. Gamer, nerd, and expert at playing on Easy.

I'm a former contributing writer for Dorkly, GamesBeat, and Yahoo, looking to get back into the writing game.

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Favorite Games:
Batman: Arkham Asylum
Batman: Arkham Knight
Ori and the Blind Forest
Yu-Gi-Oh! Millennium Duels
Diablo 3
Rocket League
Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor
Madden NFL
All Telltale games
Mario Party
Mario Kart 64
Mario Tennis
Super Smash Bros.
GoldenEye 007