We all love Gatsby, right? The prose is damn near perfect. The end of Chapter One sends shivers crawling around your temples. And that end; boats against the current and shit. Good shit. Fitzgerald was a god. But Game of Thrones walke...
Why hello I did not see you come in. I was too busy being both seductive and terrifying. You see, I am the terrorist who also is an amazing pick up artist. That is highly cool and unique. Anywho, let's get down to brass taxes.
Hello Dtoid. The charming zombie character I created is going to shut up for a minute because I need to spill some real talk. Some hot fire. Some mad education.
I feel confident saying most of you fit in one or more of the following ca...
Hey Dtoid. Let's face it: this website is obviously run by Illuminati Bilderberg New World Order Knights Templar Masons. I mean, c'mon; pretty obvious, right? Niero killed JFK by transforming himself into several bullets. What a maniac!
This is where I introduce the blog.
Hello everybody. This is a special blog made spontaneously for the Dzord.
Lately there has been a lot of sadness and angst and hostility and other words on my favorite website. I'm not gonna take anyon...
My transcriptionist has completed work on Episode 1 of Kilonova Complex (available on Kobo and Amazon). It's serial fiction in the sci fi (meaning Science Fience) genre. There's a description in the comments section below.
Episode 2 will...
Destructoid, you've been very naughty. How dare you. You offend me.
JUST KIDDING!!! Haha. I like irreverent jokes designed for laughter. It is funny.
Here is more funny: Eminem. The humanist rapper has released a new group of 1s and 0s ...
Let us rest not firmly
upon the mortal coil, for
such be the shattering remains
Instead, let us part
in somber reflection.
We raised the stakes and
razed the cities.
My love, I
am left with naught but weary eyes...
Hey Dtoid. Right now I don't have any Zombie Orwell in me. This is the guy behind the voice. What I'm gonna do goes against the unwritten rules of the character I've created, but I've reached an interesting and terrifying and exhilarating p...
Give me questions while I ingest "foodstuffs" in preparation for podcasting.
BTW, have you followed me on Twitter and checked my wordpress site? If not, I will kill you from the tree outside your bedroom window.
Do these things in rememb...
About Zombie Orwellone of us since 3:07 PM on 03.30.2012
My fellow internet zombie brethren:
It is my specious pleasure to be addressing you in the fullness of time. My name is Zombie Orwell. You will be hearing a lot from me in the coming months as we ratchet up the intensity of our Zombie Rights Revolution.
I wish all of you safe human-hunting. Please message me (ZOMBIEORWELL@GMAIL.COM) if you have questions or free tacos.