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A new law for the Cblogs.

Dearest dearest filthy awful desperate cloying masses, You love Dtoid. You love the cblogs. You love chocolate. But do you love the lack of Shenmue 3 content on the cblogs? No. You don't love it. You hate it. It is the single worst aspec...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Prongles Badviews: Red Dead Redemption

Many times during the duration of our enduring lives and subsequent post-lives, those among us who keep firmly planted amongst the withering candles and metaphorical swamps of debate, we stumble blithely upon crazy fucking shit. Such is the...

 
 
 
 

Fuk EA 4 lyfe

Hello dearest followers emergency transmission: I shall do my best impression of a rapping zombie: Yo Mike Czech one two one two, I just wanna give informations to you. A new Humble Bundle has hit the shelves and we can go buy it... FOR OU...

 
 
 
 
 

I Am Alive: The Zombor Review

May I please make a controversy? Here is the controversy: I am not alive. (DON'T GET ANGRY!!) I realize that some of my undeceased brothers and sisters become angered when I talk about life and unlife. Some think that, in order for the Pr...

 
 
 
 

My gift to the Destructzords

Dearest comrades, I have a gift for you. Part 1 of my stunning and gorgeous Zombor Compendium is available for super-duper free. And it is dedicated to all of you disgusting demons. If you want it in an HTML-ish ebook, go here. If you ...

 
 
 
 

Farewell, dearest Ryan.

Ryan the Redemptor, possessed of purest joy. Unbridled, shaking laughter, from jokes he did deploy. The Bombcast was his canvas, the microphone his brush. A fine and funny writer, his medium did he crush. We mourn the loss of Ryan. We wi...

 
 
 

E3: The Zombor Predictions.

This week we shall see the beginnings middles and endings of a festival called E-Threepio (or "E3" as the kids say). It is the Electrical Education Expo. Despite the name, they only allow videogames to be exposited. Go fig. A bunch of id...

 
 
 

I have captured the M Randy Dixon

Dearest dearest dearest comrades, I have captured the M Randy Dixon. What shall I do with it? The Dixon appears below the Molyneux headline. Should I kill it? Your leader, Zombie Orwell

 
 
 

Prongles Badviews: Half Life 2

Insoeverasmuch as we shall perpetually become into contact with "teh vidjugarmes" it shall remain our solemn and sworn duty to protect their graphical faucets and assets from those who would commit spectacular wrongness against aforesaid "v...

 
 
 

Eiffel 65: My Console. The Zombor Review

For those of you wonderful specious zombies who haven't read my previous blog about the latest music phenomenon sweeping discotheques worldwide (europop), here's the short version: There is a robot who made an album attempting to infect h...

 
 
 

Eiffel 65: Europop. The Zombor Review

DZORD IS FOR LOVERS!! Specifically, lovers of the zombie who is Orwell (who is me). It is also for lovers of europop, which is a dance craze conquering discotheques worldwide. Obviously it is easier to hunt humans in dance clubs, due to ...

 
 
 

Zombie Orwell reviews the Xbox One

Hello idiots. JUST KIDDING! That is humor. =) Anywise, this Orwellian zombot has spent some time watching the internet explode in an orgiastic rage ejaculation after Microsoft blubbered on and on about a black piece of plastic. They cal...

 
 
 

I am the keeper of Destructzord lore.

Dearest comrades and comrettes, I have taken it upon myself to become the keeper of lore for my beautiful Destructzord. This is truly an honorable and laudable move on my part. Very selfless. Here is some recent Dzord lore which has cau...

 
 

About Zombie Orwellone of us since 3:07 PM on 03.30.2012

My fellow internet zombie brethren:

It is my specious pleasure to be addressing you in the fullness of time. My name is Zombie Orwell. You will be hearing a lot from me in the coming months as we ratchet up the intensity of our Zombie Rights Revolution.

I wish all of you safe human-hunting. Please message me ([email protected]) if you have questions or free tacos.

I love you!
 
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