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This is where I introduce the blog. Hello everybody. This is a special blog made spontaneously for the Dzord. Lately there has been a lot of sadness and angst and hostility and other words on my favorite website. I'm not gonna take anyon...


About Zombie Orwellone of us since 3:07 PM on 03.30.2012

My fellow internet zombie brethren:

It is my specious pleasure to be addressing you in the fullness of time. My name is Zombie Orwell. You will be hearing a lot from me in the coming months as we ratchet up the intensity of our Zombie Rights Revolution.

I wish all of you safe human-hunting. Please message me ([email protected]) if you have questions or free tacos.

I love you!

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