This whole writing thing is starting to go places for me. It's both weird and exciting. But I can't neglect the GCD, so here's a review for Doom 64.

Hey, I finally got around to posting on the Game Complaint Department. This review is of Turok, a game where you shoot rockets at innocent triceratops.

I'm surprised we've never seen a re-release of the 2013 remake of Rise of the Triad. Its sense of humour was tacky, but its gameplay had it where it counts.

I wanted to get something new up on the Game Complaint Department, so I wrote a review. I eviscerated the game so badly, that I think I'm instead going to turn it into Monday's kusoge article.

I finished Doom Eternal on Ultra-Violence. If only the DLC wasn't so expensive.

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Me: I should focus on writing today. Brain: It's been a while since you played classic Doom, you can beat it in like 3 hours. -3 hours later- Me: Doom's done, writing now? Brain: What? You're not even going to start on Doom 2?

Time to make the kinkiest dating sim this engine can handle. Ignore the obvious signs I need to paint my nails.

I do all my best writing in the evenings, so why don't you distract me from that and AMA?

Out at my parents’ in the countryside with this happy pup. Figuring out the future and trying to unwind.

#WaifuWednesday. Not sure what's up with those shorts, though.

The artist from Perfect Gold did this adorable wallpaper for Pride month, and I'm in love with it.

I finished Sonic Forces and I didn't hate it. It wasn't great, but after playing through Sonic '06, my expectations were extremely low. I just hated it whenever anyone would open their mouth.

Got my first dose of the Pfizer vaccine and I can already feel my DNA speaking to me. We are. We are. We are.

Chicory: A Colorful Tale is out next week. To prepare you, I've dug up this advice for aspiring artists.

Important news bulletin: They added wave-based Co-op to Chex Quest HD.

Cancelled my Series X order. I'd like to say that it's because of financial responsibility, but really, I looked further into its backwards compatibility and was crushingly disappointed.

Both my Xbox classic and Xbox 360 have decided they don't want to read discs anymore. If this is an attempt by Microsoft get me to buy a Series X, the jokes on them; even if I could find one, I couldn't afford it.

I don't know why I even bothered trying to play Doom Eternal on console. I'm enjoying it much more on PC.

Oh, don't mind me, just downloading 100GB of Mass Effect.

Nice...

Been unwinding with one of my favourite unwinding games. Now that it's over and I have a review for Road Trip, I'll need to find a new way to quiet the clawing grip of stress.

When you unlock it, the background changes to an NES controller.

Have you ever played a game and thought to yourself, "I'm really digging this game, but I have no idea why." As someone who pretends to be a critic sometimes, it's a very frustrating feeling.

I have a lot of fond memories of Destruction Derby 64, and now I must destroy them by reviewing it.

Spent most of my night becoming yokozuna.

What’s in this polite package from Japan? I hope it’s ramen!

Listen, Uncle Destructoid: Buy me this and I will write it up so hard...

It's entirely my intention to keep updating the Game Complaint Department even though Destructoid is now my primary home. Anyway, here's a review for La-Mulana, a game that likes to hurt me.

This time of year always gets me feeling nostalgic about my trip to Japan. Hard to believe it was 7 years ago. It's also hard to believe I once had enough money to travel.