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A grown man can cry

There are few times where its socially acceptable for a grown man to cry. In a moment of complete and utter awesomeness, the birth of his progeny, or when he sits on his balls. Still, I am not afraid to admit something like this to anyo...


NVGR-- F'n Rambo!

Just saw Stallone's latest film. Its violent. Really, really violent. I'd say there would be spoilers, but really, y'all know what to expect already. First off, the film takes place in Burma, home of a bloody civil war. The military ...


Sony is (was?) racist

Ah, the good old days of racial stereotyping. This old commercial for Sony products claims that their products are superior simply because "Caucasians are too damn tall". Still, it may explain why the PS3 is big and black.


Battletoads? Really?

So, rumor has it that 4 Chan, purveyors of all things manly and socially acceptable, have decided to have its army of loyal readers call Gamestops all over the country and ask for Battletoads. Really. Battletoads. Don't get me wrong, tha...


An MGS4 spoiler, kinda

Guess who this is. Go on, take some time with this if you need to. Give up? Well, here's a shocker (for me, anyway). Its Otacon. This figure is part of a 20th anniversary collection for Metal Gear, which includes both young and old v...


Eternal Sonata of the Spotless Mind

October 17, 1849 In the wee hours of the morning, famed composer Frederic Chopin lay very ill, about to die. Ever the frail, his sister, Ludwika, whom he first gained piano lessons, was at his side for the better part of a year. Quietly, h...


About Your moms new boyfriendone of us since 7:55 PM on 11.26.2006

Our hero can be seen chronically masturbating to hardcore lesbian porn, mostly because I'm too lazy to close the drapes.

Anyway, as a gamer, I like to keep my selections varied. I'll intentionally play bad games, in the hopes that at least there's some redeeming quality about it. Usually, there isn't. However, I can truthfully say that That's so Raven was a much better game than Hanna Montana.

Plus, I like Jack Daniels. A lot.