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The Playstation Store sucks balls.

I've stated before that as a father of three, I have levels of patience and tolerance that normal people without children ( or superpowers ) do not possess. Meaning that I usually let things slide off my person, no matter how irritated I ...

 
 
 

So... I hear Destructoid sucks now.

I've always believed that the hardest thing in the world to do is be truthful as well as sincere. To speak one's mind for the sake of it without ulterior motives at play. Usually I gravitate to those who practice this whether I agree wit...

 
 
 
 

ATTENTION: THIS BLOG IS RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS.

It would seem that I was a bit premature in proclaiming the demise of my Y0j1mb0 persona as lo and behold, I am before you yet again in our glorious C Blogs doing what I attempting to blog for the masses. I just wanted to drop in and let...

 
 
 

OMG. My last blog as Y0j1mb0.

  I have been telling you kids to get off my lawn for three plus years and nothing has made this old man happier. When I first joined this unbelievable community and adopted my alias of Y0j1mb0, I never thought I would even last th...

 
 
 
 

Reflections of an aging gamer.

In twelve days I will turn thirty-nine. Turn. That word is funny used in this context. As if I will magically age a year's worth of time in the coming days instead of the gradual process that it really is. As I write this, as you read thi...

 
 
 

October 31st can't come soon enough.

Forgive my intrusion into your videogame news, previews, reviews and hipster critique of the genre ya'll love so much but I just saw this for the first time and practically soiled myself with excitement. Considering this is the internet a...

 
 
 

PS3 Friday Night Fights: The Return

And we're back. Or specifically our glorious post is back on track. Let's just cut to the chase and simply state I've been a bit busy with a few things but all is back on track now. While we're at it one of the things I've been busy with ...

 
 
 
 

PS3 Friday Night Fights: KILLZONE 2 EDITION

I am not going to say anything about that header. I'll just let it speak for itself. On ward to the games and it seems that an old favorite is back in action. Which one is it? Look below as we begin with... [ Game: KILLZONE 2 Host: Ne...

 
 
 

PS3 Friday Night Fights: Nothing's Changed Edition!

My apologies gentlemen this post is a bit tardy due to REASONS. So lets get the whole sheebango going. Before I do though I want to share a milestone in my gaming adventures. I reached Level 15 recently on MAG! Not to big of a deal but ju...

 
 
 

Wii Owners: May I have your ATTENTION.

Picture Unrelated yet nevertheless Epic due to it being Dtoid's own Mr.Sadistic. I just recently received Tatsunoko v Capcom as a gift & I noticed something while playing it for a few hours... it kicks major ass. As in I should of gotten ...

 
 
 
 

PS3 Friday Night Fights: TRANSFORM EDITION!

It was only a matter of time before this game made our rotation and the time is now. Reclusive Dtoider Liam requested this be on the lineup and I can't refuse anyone's request. I'm nice like that. Also I picked up the game recently and ye...

 
 
 

PS3 Friday Night Fights: We're Back Edition!

And just like that, I'm back from my R & R at the beach. I can honestly say that as enjoyable as it was to relax and chill by the ocean, the most enjoyable part for me was coming home and crashing in my own bed. I can never relax in anoth...

 
 
 
 

PS3 Friday Night Fights: Modnation Edition!!

Its Friday which means this old man is once again posting a PS3 Friday Night Fights post to awaken that dormant sleepy gamer within you and get you to actually play those games you have laying around with other gamers, specifically us. T...

 
 
 
 

PS3 Friday Night Fights: Posse Edition

"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned." Its Friday which means this old man is once ...

 
 
 
 

PS3 Friday Night Fights: I feel like crap Edition.

This post is quite tardy. I'm actually surprised it's even live because today, just like yesterday, my old ass is feeling under the weather. I feel like shit to be honest. I rarely get sick so when I do I can't bear it and act like the bi...

 
 
 
 

PS3 Friday Night Fights: EXPLOSION EDITION!

BOOM BABY. It's that time again my fellow gaming sophisticates. The fifth day of the week has arrived and we are once again using it as our foundation to cement all that is awesome about our community: that being getting together as one a...

 
 
 

You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!

If there was a particular genre or theme underrepresented in videogames in general it's that of the western. Which is surprising because cinematically speaking, the palette of the western in films is as rich as any other, if not more so. ...

 
 
 
 

The last day I play a much loved videogame.

You fear me? So you should. All you who are vile. Would you like to know how you will die? The sacred time is near. Beware the blackness of day. Beware the man who brings the jaguar. Behold him reborn from mud and earth. For the one he ta...

 
 
 

PS3 Friday Night Fights: 4 Days Til SSFIV!!

It's Friday which means only one thing. Getting drunk at a club and picking up hot people to get in their pants. If for whatever reason you can't get into people's pants today, worry not. We have this as an alternative. The playing of vid...

 
 
 

PS3 Friday Night Fights: 11 Days Til SSFIV Edition!!

It's Friday which means only one thing. Getting drunk at a club and picking up hot people to get in their pants. If for whatever reason you can't get into people's pants today, worry not. We have this as an alternative. The playing of vid...

 
 
 

PS3 Friday Night Fights!!

It's Friday which means only one thing. Getting drunk at a club and picking up hot people to get in their pants. If for whatever reason you can't get into people's pants today, worry not. We have this as an alternative. The playing of vid...

 
 

About Y0j1mb0one of us since 8:17 PM on 11.17.2007



Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
[ PSN:k0wb0y-b33b0p - Friend Code: 0774-3918-3804 - LIVE: y0j1mb0 ]


Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.

Past proprietor of PS3 Friday Night Fights and PS3's Poker Nights

For those who are weird and may actually want to read more of my stuff here are things off the blog I do. Occasionally I wrote for Flixist, a rad movie site where, get this, we talked about and reviewed movies. I have long since stopped writing there ( and here ) as I feel like I've said all I have had cooped up in my head without sounding redundant.

Epic Card Courtesy of The Ghost.


 
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