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100 Artist Rock Band Needs: Part 6 of 10

WARNING: The article you are about to read is almost 100% opinion. This means it is in no way supposed to represent artist of any legendary status. It is purely to get the ol' juices flowing. If you disagree or have a band you think shoul...

 
 
 

19 things I want for my 19th birthday

Today is January 25th but when I plan on making this blog live it will be the 27th. My 19th birthday. Chances are I'm doing one of three things right now: Playing Mass Effect 2, getting my hair one, or taking my driving test. Now while I...

 
 
 
 
 

Where's 100 Artist Rock Band Needs? [Quickest Blog]

Anonymouse recently asked me what happened to my 10 part series 100 Artist Rock Band Needs which we haven't seen any of since Part 5. Then I realized Hey I kind of left everybody in the dust didn't I? Oops. After Part 5 my ol' Toshiba lapt...

 
 
 

100 Artist Rock Band Needs: Part 5 of 10

WARNING: The article you are about to read is almost 100% opinion. This means it is in no way supposed to represent artist of any legendary status. It is purely to get the ol' juices flowing. If you disagree or have a band you think shoul...

 
 
 

100 Artist Rock Band Needs: Part 4 of 10

WARNING: The article you are about to read is almost 100% opinion. This means it is in no way supposed to represent artist of any legendary status. It is purely to get the ol' juices flowing. If you disagree or have a band you think shoul...

 
 
 

100 Artist Rock Band Needs: Part 3 of 10

WARNING: The article you are about to read is almost 100% opinion. This means it is in no way supposed to represent artist of any legendary status. It is purely to get the ol' juices flowing. If you disagree or have a band you think shoul...

 
 
 

100 Artist Rock Band Needs: Part 2 of 10

WARNING: The article you are about to read is almost 100% opinion. This means it is in no way supposed to represent artist of any legendary status. It is purely to get the ol' juices flowing. If you disagree or have a band you think shoul...

 
 
 

100 Artist Rock Band Needs: Part 1 of 10

WARNING: The article you are about to read is almost 100% opinion. This means it is in no way supposed to represent artist of any legendary status. It is purely to get the ol' juices flowing. If you disagree or have a band you think shoul...

 
 
 

All Aboard the Hype Train: Next Stop...Xzyliacville

Yesterday the badass Jack of Spades named Electrium posted a top 5 most wanted list for 2010. I've decided to pass the buck. Please, join us. At first I thought this was premature. Thanksgiving hasn't even passed yet. Then I though about...

 
 
 
 

Surgery + new Gamefly account = 3 games beat!

So I got my wisdom teeth, top and bottom, yanked out this week. You would think that would be no big deal right? Well according to my oral surgeon I need to be bed ridden for the rest of the week. So no way in hell am I going to give up th...

 
 
 
 

Community! Help me make a decision plz!

Okay so here's the deal. If you have read any of my comments regarding anything about buying anything (or more specifically the evil PSPgo) then you would know that I have a very teeny tiny income. It's pretty ridiculous and can barely sust...

 
 
 
 
 

AC/DC Live Achievements Have AC/DC Puns...

Harmonix is not the best when it comes to Achievements. I don't know if they just don't care or if they try to make them accessible (unlike GHIII I mean Jesus) but they certainly won't be shaking any ground. ---------- We Salute You! --- ...

 
 
 
 
 

Stream RB2 Soundtrack (including Shackler's Revenge)

I started a little project on imeem not too long ago trying to compile a complete list of the RB2 tracks for streamability. While imeem now requires an account to listen to the tracks fully (it's like 5 minutes to create but hey this is the...

 
 
 

Obsession, Passion, Tension, Reaction

About 4 months ago, and maybe a month into having lived in my new house, I was trying my best to think of something really awesome to put in my unfinished basement. There was already a reserved room for the home theater but that wasn't real...

 
 
 

In a White Room

It's so interesting. Simply everything. Everything is interesting. Everything has a story, everybody has a voice, and put two and two together and you essentially get uniqueness. It's really neat. Allow to me to attempt to make sense: Some...

 
 
 
 

It's About Rock...I Think...

Okay nobody here's the thing: I'm a gamer. Obviously because if I weren't a gamer or a pedophile I wouldn't be here right? Right. But first and foresecond I'm a musician and a writer. You can split the two in whatever order you want but the...

 
 
 

Preperations Begin...

HEY NOBODY! Guess what? No, they haven't finally starting using my "Chocolate covered Muffin Dog Burritos." No, I still have that rash that looks like Reverend Horton Heat. No, I still have that creepy half-goth/half-emo part of me in my...

 
 

About Xzyliacone of us since 1:14 PM on 06.13.2007

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Why everyone should at least lurk on the DToid forums.

I Review Them In Stereo:
Joanna Newsom's Have One On Me
Two Door Cinema Club's Tourist History
Tunng's ...And Then We Saw Land

Things people say I like:

I can't fully enjoy the PS3 without an ample supply of hookers and blow. How does that figure into your Reaganomics? - MegaStryker

I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see. - Alice from Alice in Wonderland; the greatest book ever written

Best thing about those cards are how bad the pun/product writing is. "I only have Snake Eyes for you." "You've Duke'd it out with my heart and now I'm yours to command." "I have a Cobra Commander in my pants." - sheppy

How to read a review without being pissed off:
1. Decide prematurely whether the game is balls, or the second coming of flying spaghetti monster.
2. Go to www.metacritic.com and search for the game.
3. If flying spaghetti monster, click on first link. If balls, scroll to the end and click on the last link.
4. You should now be sitting and staring at a review you agree with.
5. Complement reviewer on such a well thought out and non biased review.
-BlackSunEmpire-

That's because WWI was a pretty low-budget project, it was mostly about the story of soldiers in trenches and lay-low tactics, the sequel WWII, was really the bomb, with millions of dollars invested on it and top notch action sequences. - adrianboy

I think booze is a pretty cool guy. eh keeps me from doing the recaps on time and doesn't afraid of anything. - Pendleton21

Everyone else tolerates it because you're an attractive woman, I find that quite shallow. - Mousse420

*NOTE: I like that quote because at least I know if everyone is going to assume I'm female at least I'm attractive. Call me.

I was able to cause my child to fall into a well of depression after shattering his tailbone by horribly failing the see-saw QTE at the park three times in a row. Then I tried to cheer him up by buying him candy, but picked the one flavor he didn't like. It was like reliving my own childhood.

11/10.

GOTY.
- SuitcoatAvenger -

Xzyliac: @punisher898 Score! I wonder if Cyndi Lauper and Lady GaGa hang out together. #ponders
punisher898 (aka Occams Electric Toothbrush): @Xzyliac: I bet if they do its like the best Folger's coffee commercial ever.

That's awesome. Hollywood writers are the best! I had one make me an iced latte the other day. It was totally adequate!
-Jumbo

Uno just brings out the animals in all of us. It's just too sexy of a game.
-Sanious

Xzyliac, shut up, you\'re not cool.
-Fear No Darkness

*NOTE: I would like to note that later on I explained myself to Fear No Darkness and he totally sent me an apologetic PM. He's a classy fella whom I'd love to share a drink with sometime.

If you've never had promiscuous thoughts about a Dreamcast then you're not a gamer.
-GoldenGamerXero
 
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