Gaming News, Game Reviews, Game Trailers, E3 News

               
Dark theme   
PC   |   PS4   |   XBOX   |   SWITCH   |   3DS   |   VITA   |   JAPANESE   |   FILM   |   TOYS   |   MERCH


 

WriterSteve blog header photo
WriterSteve's c-blog
Posts 0Blogs 11Following 6Followers 0


 

 
 

Oh, cr*p!

I just bought a high-end custom gaming PC! I'm currently suffering crippling buyers remorse, but I'm sure that will evaporate when The Beast arrives. It's an obscene rig, guys; my dream PC. Should I have done this?! It's a lot of friggin'...

 
 
 

Battlefield 3: The Big Boys are Being Mean to Me

I've been playing a lot of Battlefield 3 (because my dog didn't eat it) and I've come to the conclusion that all people are hateful bastards. That isn't fair. Most people are hateful bastards and some people (me) are the victims of their sp...

 
 
 

B.U.I

Totally watching Labyrinth right now, folks. In other news, I've been thinking about Final Fantasy VII. I'm one of those guys, unfortunately. One of those annoying dicks who exclaims loudly to anyone who will listen that FF7 is the greates...

 
 
 

Predictions: The Next Generation

An article has shown up on x360a announcing a rumour of a possible announcement of the rumoured new Xbox at this Summer's E3, along with the new Playstation and the Wii U. "If true it will mark the first time in the consumer show's histor...

 
 
 

Skyrim: A 'Voice in Your Head' Guide

Hi! Uh... hello? I'm your Skyrim guide! Where are you? I've inserted myself deep into your brain-hole. Ew. I was gentle. That's worse somehow. Just relax and let me ease right in. Please stop. I'm here to help you get to grips wit...

 
 
 

Dog + Dark Souls = *expletive deleted*

I rent most of my games. I'm notoriously easy to bore, so I don't like to buy a game if it isn't going to keep me interested until the end. I had Dark Souls through the door yesterday, popped it to one side while I went through the rest of ...

 
 
 

Giving: Anarchy in the UK

Since the company I work for are a bunch of heartless wraiths, I'm being forced to stay on 'til 5:30 to man the phones, while everyone else gets to go home early. Thanks, fuckers. As such, I'm refusing to do any work, so I'm writing a blog...

 
 
 

A Belated Introduction

Right, so I've posted three blogs here on Dtoid and haven't formally introduced myself. How rude. I'm Steve. I'm a gamer, writer, desk-based phone minion and all-round disillusioned twenty-something wearing a permanent look of what the fuc...

 
 
 

Skyrim (From the NPC's Point of View)

"Mornin', Bob", said Frank. "Mornin', Frank." said Bob. With the complex matter of pleasantries out of the way, the two men leaned on their respective farming equipment and examined the surrounding countryside with the practiced eyes of t...

 
 
 

Skyrim: Black Lung by Bethesda

Mining in Skyrim is... pointless, as far as I can tell. For the most part, buying the lumps of ore, or just buying the smelted ingots, isn't all that expensive and saves hours of trekking around looking for the correct seam for the job. It...

 
 
 

Skyrim: A Letter to my Girlfriend

G, I can only assume that you do in fact still live with me, because the dog hasn't died of starvation yet. I only know this because he just stole the sock from my foot and is now burying it under a pillow. I am alive and well in Skyrim,...

 
 

About WriterSteveone of us since 6:50 AM on 12.13.2011

I've been gaming since I realised how thumbs worked and writing since computers were invented, when I didn't have to use those ridiculous pen things anymore.

Currently playing: Skyrim (for the rest of my life), Battlefield 3 and the mound of splintered plastic that was once Dark Souls (thanks, dog).