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About WankerJistone of us since 11:28 AM on 04.18.2007

Hi. My name is Ryan and I'm a long-time D-Toid reader. If you want to know how long ago, I signed up for an account here when the forums were still the main way to introduce yourself. I'm also Masterledz's older brother. He's kinda awesome.

Anyways, I'm a 22-year-old grad student at George Washington U., someday hoping to become the world's greatest writer...if I can ever put down a controller long enough to focus. I've been playing video games ever since I can remember, learning the princess was a cock-teasing bitch before I learned my ABC's. I'm still not over that.

At the moment, I own a 360, Wii, DS, and a PSP, but am looking to get a PS3 to complete the modern holy trinity of gaming. I don't hate on systems, mostly because I think it's a waste of time: by the time anything worthwhile is said about comparing hardware, the next generation of consoles is already out.

Y'all seem to like lists, so here's a short one of my favorite games. RESPECT THE MILK.
1. Super Mario Bros. 3
2. Final Fantasy Tactics
3. Puzzle Quest
4. Tetris Attack
5. Gran Turismo
 

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