Fly High Sweet Boy! I will miss you with my whole heart! I held him as he took his last breath. He was the best boy ever!

Tomorrow we will say goodbye to our 20 year old cat. Nooshie was the best kitty ever and will leave a giant hole in my heart and life. He has been my baby since he was 8 weeks old. I'm absolutely heartbroken.

@Wes Tacos It's so awesome to see you happy! You guys look adorable together.

FEEL THE POWER!!! #meow

#currentstatus Finally getting a dishwasher put in. When we bought our house the only thing we didn't like was our kitchen had no dishwasher. The had to remove a cabinet to install it...but this girl will have a dishwasher tonight!

So yesterday was my 43rd birthday and the entire day was a total shitshow. I've decided to just stay 42 another year and try it again next July 11th. That's how it works right?.....

Any guesses?

That's some expensive cheddar!

Metal mesh band for the win! #watchtoid

my boss came up to me yesterday and asked me if I would do her a favor. She has this hideous gun rack from a charity event that she wanted me to bedazzle for her to give as a gag gift. Here I present to you my creation.. I call it Hillbilly Beautiful

Come guys! Help our brother out! Mikey is SO close to getting his meds. We need to keep him healthy so he can entertain us.

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So work update.... I nailed my work performance bonus! Wooot!

I mean.... It's not wrong.

My hats off to those of you who work 6 day weeks regularly. I've been pulling extra hours to get performance bonus and holy crap I'm tired. That money will be good when it hits though.This girl has GOALS!!!

Jesus Lunchables.

So I edited my original post because nips are bad. SO here is #teasetuesday Mildly lewd pictures in the comments. If that bothers you keep on scrolling.

The moment when your best friend in another state offers to buy you a sex toy and lube for your upcoming birthday!#winning #sextoysforthewin #Ihavethegreatestfriends #unwholesometoid

Uteruses before Duderuses.

Happiness in a photo! Pride month toes, new birkenstocks and a blueberry Redds in the background.

Nothing like coming to work and playing with a big sweet doggie. Introducing Zoey the spa dog.

I'm SO STUPID TIRED after mother's day at the day spa. Holy crap! Also here is what I'd look like as a dude.

This made me laugh out loud at work

I found Occams shoes

So I'm still sick. I'm finally off today and can get into the Dr, I had what started as a headcold then morphed into a wicked deep cough. I've had the best time ever holding my cough back during the foot massage while my body internally combusted.

Nothing like going to work with a head cold. Here's hoping I don't sneeze and snot all over my clients feet. #adulting

serving up full on braceface!

Sunday funday! I'm off to work enjoy these donuts while I'm gone.