Some call me Volomon, some call me Elite Destroyer of Worlds, some call me Superman, and even still some call me for a midnight voracious ravaging ala ménage à trois.
Don't forget to play with girls
or you'll turn queer, if your balls don't turn blue and explode first.
If your a girl, don't forget to check your mammaries for cancer with a firm shake and squeeze.
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