Happy birthday, Goemar! May Tom Nook give you his tanuki blessing and shower you in bells. To paraphrase Bob Hoskins as Manuel Noriega, “May you have high turnip resale value and your enemies die a natural death!”

Anyone want to F.I.S.T.?

Anthems of #90stoid

Talking about blonde barbarian musclemen tonight has forced this Thor ear worm back into my brain. May I present one of the best/worst songs from one of the worst movies ever. Ladies and gentlemen, Jon Mikl Thor

Ah, a rainy Tuesday. It’d be nice to slip on a velvet smoking jacket, dim the lights, and get in a big chair. Stroking your glorious facial hair, why not indulge in the sounds of Rotting Christ? #arbitrarymetaltuesday

Happy birthday to the totally rad god, RadPartyGod!

Obligatory Mother’s Day post.

#vintagepettoid Also: #unpopularopinion I like stuff and I’m glad you like stuff, too.

May the fourth, etc etc

Happy birthday to absolutfreak! A great dtoider and talented painter who may or may not be Orkpharius.

MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY

Happy birthday to Gus! May you receive a satisfactory amount of puns and don’t let Fallout 76 hurt you.

I know 3 things about the enigma called Sam van der Meer: 1. likes mushrooms 2. Clad in his denim jacket, he evokes lust and envy to all that behold the glory. 3. It’s his birthday! Happy birthday!

Got tired of scrolling back, here’s close enough to the first one

Happy birthdays to Jason, the battling robot, and Occams, my fellow banned film and Lisa Frank enthusiast! May your cake taste better than that one from Creepshow!

Happy birthday, Shadeoflight! Don’t let that bunny usurp you!

Current Status: #arbitrarynotmetalnottuesday #dirtyseamen

Hey birthday, Admiral Ackbong! Hope you stayed decent/decent enough.

hope everyone’s staying safe, sane, and healthy! We’re going for a walk :D

Happy birthday, Goofierbrute!

Happy birthdays to FakePlasticTree and Ooktar! May it be a magical day of quarantined wonder!

I don’t get torn up over celebrity deaths often, but I just saw Stuart Gordon died, and I find that heartbreaking. A great director, he made Re-Animator, From Beyond, the hilarious Robot Jox, Dagon, Castle Freak, and I loved Black Cat.

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EDIT: waaait, it’s Zerotonin’s birthday! Happy birthday, you talented man! Please accept my gift of triggers.

happy birthday CJ! You are awesome! I don’t know what your initials stand for, but I’m assuming it’s “Cool J”. Hope it was a good one and you weren’t too Bad and your mama didn’t say to knock anyone out!

#arbitrarymetaltuesday Nothing but the classics.

Got an awesome gift in the mail; courtesy of dtoid’s mini painting virtuoso, Bong! I’ve wanted a Slambo for years, & recently was discont’d w/o notice. An amazing surprise, it warms my blackened cockles. Be excellent to each other and say Sl

I’m sorry baby, I didn't mean to turn you on. (Super secret bonus one in comments 😉)

Happy, birthday Marcel Hoang, callsign Mario Hoang! Not only a Dtoid writer, but also a feared R6 GIS operator, Marcel is a renowned peeker and corner killer in Siege. I have attached a scene of one such famous elimination.

Happy birthday, Nekro! Hope you have a nice day, listening to Ripping Corpse and bushwhacking off!