Yes, for those of you who want their journalism hitting
in the face
, we have a story for you. Something that will blow your mind like those sucking machines in Banjo Kazooie. Something that, frankly, not only deserves front page superiority, but deserves the attention of every pure blooded gamer out there.
Destructoid posted no less than FOUR
Gears of War posts in a row.
DESTRUCTOID CLEARLY IS ECKS-BAWCKSTMFANBOIS AND HE LIEKS MARCUS FEENICKS'S WILLY