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Oh! I understand why people love Majima now. What a lad.


Ah, the most authentic 30-something D&D experience: after preparing models, sound board and writing out the story so it has the beats and rolls laid out in easy to follow style, everyone cancels. Ah well.


Is this good? Is this bad? Is this good?!


After having played 2 games of D&D ever in my life, I have decided it is now time to DM my own game. This Saturday I will run some lovelies through The Lost Mine of Phandelver. Any tips or tricks? I bought the starter set but have no idea what i'm doing.


Pretty stoked that Yakuza Kiwami is the freebie for PS Plus this month. I have been looking to get into it cause Max Scoville and Jim Sterling are always so stoked for it. Bullet storm is a good time too. And Burly Men at Sea. Just a good month for free!


My favourite Rockstar game is the one where you have a friend/mentor who you trust implicitly, slowly unravel over the course of a game that culminates in the death of lots of your other trusted friends and eventually ends in you killing them.


At what point does Batman become a furry?


I have a GOG account with all my classic games on it, a Humble Bundle account with 30 odd games on it and a Steam account with 94 games on it. The kicker being that I have never really gamed on computers and haven't had a computer capable of in years.


I want to restart BloodBorne for the umpteenth time for Halloween but I know that I'll reach the first boss and just get crushed. Is there a way to play with buddies? I need help to get me past that first stumbling block.


I finished Dishonored 2 and it highlights my problem with sneaky-sneak games. It's a beautiful game with a great setting but you spend the whole time speaking around the outside. Whole swaths of the game left unseen because you are trying to be...unseen.


Hey there D&D lovelies, I am unsure if I have asked this before but what is a good website/app for building 5th edition characters?


You can play Final Fantasy 7, 9 and 10 on the go with Switch? How good is that? Portable Final Fantasy? Who has ever heard of such a thing? Fucking amazing.


I can now announced that I was the one who animated the horse testicles. I would break into Rockstar headquarters after hours and spend all night just really making sure that horse schwonce was perfect. No pay. Sometimes you gotta do it for the love.


So, I am a big sooky wuss. Freely admitted. I had to struggle through a lot of games that I enjoyed but were just kind of spooky for some reason? Mega Man Legends is top of the pile there. Absolutely love that game but the tone and draw distance are eery.


I am in the process of doing a big assignment for Uni. Last night I thought a little bit of wine would get the creativity flowing. I now have a hangover and got no work done. ...maybe some more wine will help...


Welp, there it is. The inevitable PlayStation Classic. Jumping flash, Tekken 3, ridge racer 4 and final fantasy 7 so far. Gonna grab that. Gonna grab it good.


Bert and Ernie are indeed gay, They are just not dating each other.


Apparently, Nintendo has a no return policy. I bring this up because I bought Guts and Glory on Switch and it is janky as hell. Just so you know.


I love the idea of my Switch being a portable-port-box. It may take over my Vita..if they ever release a Persona for it.




Just another quick Spidered-man aside: I hope they reference my favourite Homecoming scene. "Are you Spidered-man? Do a backflip!"


I only just realised you can fast travel in Spidered-man. Why do that for? Just thwip there my buddy. Chase a pigeon or two.


A question for the Spider-lovelies: there is a backpack that is seemingly stuck in a building in midtown. Is that a glitch, do I get it in a story thing later or can I just not figure it out? It's my last one and it's maddening!


I am a broke as hell uni student but I am going to day one Spider-man if not for any other reason than to swing around. That feeling of flying and free falling is all I ever want in my life. I'm sure it'll be a fine enough game, but I just wanna swing.


All these long years and i still, often, think about the sincere betrayal i felt from Popola and Devola. To know they carried that guilt for thousands of years brings me no joy either.


Is there any better feeling than having a garbage start to a run in Binding of Isaac which turns around into the best run you have ever had? Someday i'll get bored of this game, not this decade though.


I am all for the positivity of video games, but hearing that MapleStory 2 is launching with a Battle Royale mode is the most video game ass news I have ever heard in my life.


I got top 10 drunk on saturday and talked at people on the internet about Sister Act for hours. I also tweeted Whoopi Goldberg about making more Sister Act. I fucking love Sister Act.


About TurboJasperone of us since 8:03 AM on 07.09.2007

I hail from Western Australia and am a vidya collector through and through. I have no real console alliance, except for the one that has the game I desperately want to play this moment.
I also enjoy cooking. And am broke. It requires some ...interesting work arounds.

Games I am playing
Red Dead 2
Abes Odyssey/Exodus
Monster Hunter Generations
Shovel Knight
Tomba 2

I kickstarted the OUYA

Final Fantasy 6/7/8/9
You Don't Know Jack
Super Mario World
Monster Hunter
Bubble Bobble
Persona 3/4

I have been a lurker of Destructoid for 11 YEARS!?
...woah. I followed a link from Brian Crecente's hair palace to read about a guy in a robot mask get into E3 and now I come to this site every day to get my gaming fill. I have decided to put as much effort into enriching the community that it has done so for me.

Hit me up on:
PSN - TurboJasper

Xbox LIVE:TurboJasper


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