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Tubatic Reviews: Way of the Samurai 3

Picture, if you will, the timeless Bill Murray classic Groundhog Day, wherein Murray portrays weatherman Phil Connors, re-living the same day with no reasonable end insight. He soon learns the rules of his plight, wherein, regardless of...


Lolwut of the Samurai: "Are We There Yet?"

See... Alright, so I was thinking about writing up an honest to goodness impressions blog (Spoiler: I'M WAY SATISFIED OVER HERE!), and I may very well still, but some times the ridiculousness of a situation fully necessitates a breach of...


Off The Grid Tactics: Hunting Way of the Samurai 3

When last we left "Off The Grid", it was brought to the general attention that Way of the Samurai 3 (scheduled for release on October 13th for 360 and PS3) was in Jeopardy of being scarce-to-difficult to find in stores. While its still l...


10 Reasons to Get Way of the Samurai 3

Hey guys! I heard we were doing this thing... 10. Capcom published the Mega Man games and Way of the Samurai 2. 9. There's so many shooters in your collection already: you need a 3rd person swinger. 8. Its only $50 new, which is a deal...


Burch vs Jaffe and Molyneux's Dog

So those two guys got into some REALTIME INTERACTIVE INTERNETS with each other this Friday, and it round abouts to: Anthony: Games could be more than fun and be artistic gems. I think its possible, but nobody's trying hard enough. Also,...


My First Little Big Planet Level has gone live!

Well here we go! I've published my first level on Little Big Planet! Its not much, to be honest. Its a vehicle level and, surprise surprise, its about testing! I've made this ... flying thing ... and I actually need people to test i...


I Have a Fever and the Only Cure is More Motion Plus

I've spent my first evening gaming with Motion Plus and I am floored and obsessed with what the add on delivers. Maybe just an ounce of hyperbole in that statement, but frankly, not much! I'm at this very moment (while at my workstation,...


Way of the Samurai 3 Annou ... no? COME ON!!!

http://www2.acquire.co.jp/games.php?TimelineID=2 Look. All I'm saying is Acquire's clearly working on the english language version. ALL I WANT IS PUBLISHER CONFIRMATION!!!! I mean, it looks like I won't have to import it, at least. B...


About Tubaticone of us since 2:45 PM on 11.13.2006

-Super Meat Boy regarding Super Meat Boy

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Highlights from my blog include:

-2010 Sucked: Fable III Exemplifies the Year in Disappointement*Promoted Blog
-Keep It Complicated, Stupid
-What Wii Gaming is Like for Me*Promoted Blog
-I, The Author: How I Stole the Declaration of Independance*Promoted blog

Way of The Samurai, Shadow of the Colossus, Castle Crashers, Jet Grind Radio, ICO, Super DodgeBall, Canabalt, FTL, Final Fantasy VI and X-Com are some of the finest games ever made in ever

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PSN: Tubatic
Wii Console Code: 3554-2775-5012-0810
Tatsunoko Vs Capcom Code: 2107-0561-3043
Brawl Friend Code: 1762-2359-5359 "Tbatc"

Players can elect to summon "cartoony" versions of bats, bombs, guns, and flamethrowers. These types of items can be used to destroy objects or even other summoned items (e.g., a club can be used to hit an animal; steak can be attached to a baby to attract lions; rockets can be lobbed at a man).

-From the ESRB description of Scribblenauts

"Right after getting back to Japan, [Miyamoto] suddenly said: "You know we're including golf now." Apparently he'd stated in an interview that this time round golf shots would be determined by the backswing, even though at that time a golf game didn't exist in any shape or form!"

-A Nintendo Staffer explaining why Golf was added to Wii Sports Resort

"I have seen the Summa that everyone talks about. And I want to pour gasoline on him and cut off his ear. "

-Pendleton21 after listening to the disavowed Podtoid 94: So Baller

"question, did you play with controller or keyboard?

because controller is unplayable"
-Luc Bernard re: the first release version of Eternity's Child on Steam


"Just because u like a game doesn't mean u have to give it a high score"
-excerpt from the epic trolling on the Prototype review, inFamous/Protoype Wars, June 2009