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The Weaker Brother: How Gameplay Changes Proto Man

Playing Mega Man 9 and getting to actually play as the very cool and aloof Protoman was a real thrill, despite how much harder that game became once you were doing so. I've yet to actually complete 9 or 10 with the ultra cool sibling of ...


My Honest First Impressions of That New Sequel

There's been a lot of crying and moaning in the blogosphere recently. So much so that I really felt the need to interject something positive. I know everyone's getting sick of Final Fantasy XIII blogs. But honestly, I feel like I have ...


Tubaticisms 3-9-10: PS3 is the Best Console edition

These are just my opinions over lunch and should have no bearing on court proceedings pending or in progress. Heavy Rain was good-- You know, I really enjoyed Heavy Rain. Mostly gorgeous, fairly suspenseful and even clever here and ther...


Why the NES is not a real gaming console

Hi Guys. I'm turning in my badge and my sidearm. I'm off this case. I think I'm starting to really learn a thing or two from the Halo Generation. Being an open minded guy, I'm going to present what I've learned in this short piece reas...


I hugged Ace Of Knaves and the "Hugged" meme...

...because no one else wants to observe a meme holiday on its proper day. The day after, though, is as good a day as any. Yeah. There isn't the insanity of meme-biotics welled up inside people, I reckon. Nor is there the seething animo...


A Special Kind of Sexy: Hello, Zafina

Now with picture descriptions!! (So this is where a pic of Zafina will go. She's doing this pose where she's got one leg extended and the other bent, kinda like a warm up strech. She' got this realy short skirt, but JUST long enough to st...


Tubatic's Top 5 Game Trailers of 2009

To honor the art of the trailer, I've made a list of my favorite trailers from this past year. Activate your popcorn kids, its video time! Honorable Mention. Left 4 Dead 2, Pray Harder, Valve - This little trailer mosseyed in, told a ...


My Cat Found A Game He Likes On The Wii

Meet Andy. Andy, being a wisened old cat of 3 years, isn't moved by much. Having spent a significant chunk of his life in entertainment (He's done shows, ya know!), he derives no greater pleasure than to enjoy his early retirement in pe...


About Tubaticone of us since 2:45 PM on 11.13.2006

-Super Meat Boy regarding Super Meat Boy

Hey. Follow me on Twitter! I'll tweet about games! Promise!
Twitter - TubaticPrime

Highlights from my blog include:

-2010 Sucked: Fable III Exemplifies the Year in Disappointement*Promoted Blog
-Keep It Complicated, Stupid
-What Wii Gaming is Like for Me*Promoted Blog
-I, The Author: How I Stole the Declaration of Independance*Promoted blog

Way of The Samurai, Shadow of the Colossus, Castle Crashers, Jet Grind Radio, ICO, Super DodgeBall, Canabalt, FTL, Final Fantasy VI and X-Com are some of the finest games ever made in ever

Xbox Live: Tubatic
PSN: Tubatic
Wii Console Code: 3554-2775-5012-0810
Tatsunoko Vs Capcom Code: 2107-0561-3043
Brawl Friend Code: 1762-2359-5359 "Tbatc"

Players can elect to summon "cartoony" versions of bats, bombs, guns, and flamethrowers. These types of items can be used to destroy objects or even other summoned items (e.g., a club can be used to hit an animal; steak can be attached to a baby to attract lions; rockets can be lobbed at a man).

-From the ESRB description of Scribblenauts

"Right after getting back to Japan, [Miyamoto] suddenly said: "You know we're including golf now." Apparently he'd stated in an interview that this time round golf shots would be determined by the backswing, even though at that time a golf game didn't exist in any shape or form!"

-A Nintendo Staffer explaining why Golf was added to Wii Sports Resort

"I have seen the Summa that everyone talks about. And I want to pour gasoline on him and cut off his ear. "

-Pendleton21 after listening to the disavowed Podtoid 94: So Baller

"question, did you play with controller or keyboard?

because controller is unplayable"
-Luc Bernard re: the first release version of Eternity's Child on Steam


"Just because u like a game doesn't mean u have to give it a high score"
-excerpt from the epic trolling on the Prototype review, inFamous/Protoype Wars, June 2009