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I got the fuel. Fired up and angry as all hell it's Soulbow streaming Gears 5 classic versus. Get ready to get gibbed boy. www.twitch.tv/JurassicSaint


 
 

LOOKIT MY SHINY NEW MEAT BICYCLE!


 
 

Gears 5 has some MAJOR technical issues, there's a few cheap enemies, and the boss fights are meh. Still, having a SHIT ton of fun with it. COLE TRAIN BABY! Also saw IT Chapter 2 last night and it's fuck awful.


 
 
 

He's in hospice. Likely to pass tonight, if not, the better half's father will have assisted tomorrow. Saw his wife reading him Calvin and Hobbes last night. Funny how we resort back to our childhood at the end. Hold your loved ones close tonight D Toid.

 
 

Yo has anyone seen this on Netflix yet? Looks like someone actually gave F. Gary Grey (is that his actual name wtf hahaha) too much G-Fuel and told him to make a reality show.

 
 

This might be the most white boi rap ever but god damn does it get me going.

 
 

HOLY F*** ME IN THE D***N***LE THIS IS PRETTY.


 
 

WHAT THE F*** IS UP SKAG SUCKS WE'RE ONE MONTH OUT FROM THE NEW BORDERLANDS WHO THE F*** ALLOWED THAT ONE TO HAPPEN?! DOESN'T MATTTTEEERRRR! HAVE A GOOD DAY AND DON'T FORGET TO BLOW UP THE F***ING OCEAN! *INSANE GUITAR SOLO*


 
 
 
 
 
 

#SiegeSaturday got some killer Twisted Kandy going on in it this morning. Big plans for the weekend folks? Apparently the better half might get me "outside". Heard the graphics suck. Also maybe a water level. Stay awesome and stay siegin'!


 
 

Nailed my excel test for that perfect job yesterday. Got a panel interview on Tuesday and if I don't fuck it up I should know by the end of the day. As long as I don't mention Siege, G-Fuel or my weird obsession with busty dominant girls I should be good.


 
 

When you're so tired in the morning you accidentally put two scoops of G Fuel in your morning water bottle; so now you're walking around work with "wanting to fight your stepdad" energy #Whoopstoid.

 
 
 
 

The moment I've been waiting for.


 
 

Alright, this might be one of the funniest articles I've ever read. It's about a man trying to replicate how the Apollo astronauts shit onboard the spacecraft, in comments.

 
 

Big shout out to Mike for letting me know these guys had a new single out. It's brutal as fuck, back to the old school. Lala-love it. Music video is a bit gory though, just be warned. #MetalWhateverTheFuckDay

 
 

Just had a call about a potential career-job. Having an excel test next Thursday to show my mettle. Fuck, I hardly know advanced excel. Time to crunch.


 
 

Went and saw Lion King last night. It was solid, decent, good even! There was one thing that I didn't account for though....


 
 
 

Hey Patrick, I dunno. What the fuck IS UP?!


 
 
 

Favorite cutscene in gaming? Since I'm limiting it to only one and I can't say every single Max Payne cutscene, I'm going to go with this one.

 
 

Hanging out with all the family, at the bar. Crowning the new fish master for the year with this view. Guys not gonna lie to you, I'm posting this to remember how good this was for when it gets rough. Thanks for being good sports. #FishOn


 
 

#SiegeSaturday you think just because I'm on vacation I would forget about this sacred day of the week? No way! Hope you're all having an amazing weekend. You're awesome!


 
 

Happy Burssday FrostyFlakes! You're one of the most pure, weird, sexy, sympathetic dudes on D-Toid. I'm sorry I've corrupted you with my ways, but you've weathered through it and made me a better person. Have a good day, you're GRRRRRRREAT!


 
 

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