Okay so I have been hearing a lot of things about the Nintendo Wii not being a gaming system. Well, I have come up with five of what I think to be valid reasons for why the Wii is the ultimate gaming system. These reasons are obviously posted below.
Reason 1. The Wii is a family system.
Yes that's right the Wii is for everybody to enjoy. In most picture you see a bunch of people smiling and playing their Wii. Also you know what? They are all happy! Four different people playing some fun game on the Wii. They aren't playing Call of Duty or MAG and getting pissed because some sniper obviously did not kill them even though the game says he did. No that doesn't happen on a Wii. Everybody is happy and laughs when they lose. So that means nobody will throw their Wii-mote or other swingy thingy and break something in anger.
Reason 2. It was the first system to have Motion Sensor.
Great project Natal? Obviously Microsoft getting jealous at the Wii's Motion technology. The Wii was the first to have their motion tech and there for everybody else who does it is just stealing their idea and claiming it for their own. I mean they only came up with the idea after the Wii had come out. I say those other company's should grab a new idea and not rip off Nintendo.
Reason 3.Its made by Nintendo.
Okay everybody knows that if Nintendo but their logo on dirt or a pile of shit somebody would pay millions for it. Nintendo is the greatest of all companies. Its just a fact. If you tell me you don't like Nintendo your lying. No options on that. Nintendo owns all gaming companies and the people in them....
Reason 4. It can be hacked easily.
Yes that's right the Wii is hackable. Not only that be then it can be used to play Earthbound! Earthbound the pinnacle of all games. Once you can play that on the Wii you will then realize why the Wii is the ultimate gaming system. It will smack you in the face like a pimp does to his whores and it will hurt. Why? Well because, you will realize how weak your Xbox or PS3 is compared to this amazing system.
Reason 5. Wii prints monies!
Wii Prints the monies. Enough said.
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