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Hey, Dummy. Why You Play Such Sh*tty Games?

Serious question. You play stupid games and I want to know why. Is it because you enjoy getting your ass kicked by cheap bastards who don’t know that ninja swords are supposed to kill them? Is it all the bright seizure–inducing colors ...


About TheNephilymone of us since 11:15 AM on 05.03.2011

I am a guy with no defining traits or characteristics other than the fact that I have no defining traits or characteristics. And... I am married to a hot, kinky, fetish-infested necromantic she-devil who is far too good for me and my pathetic fear of being duct taped to a tombstone in the nude. After years of doing it wrong (and mostly alone) I discovered the secret formula to growing humans and have henceforth spawned four lovely catastrophes of mine own. I work for the man as a writer in the most tedious and not-really-worth-a-fuck form of writing there is. The man calls it "SEO". I call it "Sucks Erected Organs." I also like video games and movies and comic books and silly shit like that, but so do you, so it doesn't really make a fuck and only adds to to how poorly defined I am. If I was dead I would taste like bologna.

I can also kick your scrawny ass, so there's that. ;)