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Just got a blue screen crash on Control before I had even selected to start the game, it loaded up, I selected to change some controller options and it crashed. This ... This is going to be a long one.


 
 

Ya boy be streaming some Blasphemous. Come for the terrible plays. Stay for the salt. https://www.twitch.tv/thelimomaker

 
 

Today was supposed to be the day that I grabbed Borderlands 3, but given the review system and the worrisome technical issues I decided to buy Blasphemous and Control instead. I intend to stream Blasphemous later today so everyone can watch me suffer.

 
 

He's had plenty of great roles, but as The Chamberlain in Dark Crystal, Simon Pegg has shown people just how much bloody range he has as an actor. See also the scene in Shaun of the Dead between him and his mum.

 
 

Deadly Premonition 2? My emotions are so positive


 
 

I haven't played World of Warcraft but this is my experience with FFXIV


 
 

My interest in Yakuza 7 dissolved faster than my interest in Pokémon Sword and Shield. Hopefully the new direction isn't a massive hindrance and some people get enjoyment out of it

 
 
 

Moon Knight hype keeps on making me smile


 
 

The Moon Knight TV show is something I can't wait for


 
 

It still hasn't been confirmed yet so whatevs


 
 
 

Considering getting the Platinum Trophy for The Council and do Patrick proud.

 
 

Finally got around to finishing Dark Season 2. Best thing I've seen all year on the small screen.

 
 

Playing Days Gone makes me wish I was replaying Troll and I

 
 

Dark Season 2 is a show so dense that looking up who plays which character accidentally spoils a major plot twist. It's incredible stuff and, if episodes 7/8 stick the landing, the best show I've seen all year tied with Chernobyl.

 
 

If there's anything that can challenge Chernobyl as my 'Show of the Year' ... It's this.

 
 
 
 

Bought all the DLC for FFXIV to get prepped to jump in... Only for my password to not be retrievable and I am now unable to login to the game at all due to Square Enix having an awful password recovery system. Fuck me right.

 
 

This type of heat is like putting the Bowser amiibo up my butt. In theory I thought I'd like it, but now it's just uncomfortable.

 
 
 

If I die because of this awful heatwave, just know I never strayed from the cause and remained hydrated until the very end.


 
 

Just finished the first season of the German show 'Dark.' Quite simply one of the most magnificent pieces of television ever devised. It's a sci-fi thriller show and it is absolutely advised to go in blind. Watch it.


 
 

Depressing. But hey, at least BoJack Horseman is finally gonna win an Emmy (seriously it better win an Emmy. Free Churro is one of the best pieces of television I've ever seen).


 
 

That Marvel slate looks interesting. Shan Chi (that casting is fantastic), Black Widow, Doctor Strange (At the Mountains of Madness reference will always get me hyped) and Blade (Mahershala Ali is the man) are definitely the standouts.


 
 

The Expanse (aka the best sci-fi show on TV) comes back in December and the book it's based on is just amazing. I cannot wait.

 
 
 

Finally finished Stranger Things 3. Not as good as the first, better than the second. The creators seem to have given up on subverting tropes and instead have made this season the most clichéd yet. Solid stuff overall even if it's as shallow as a puddle

 
 
 

About TheLimoMakerone of us since 6:59 AM on 03.25.2015

Hello there. I'm insane. From England.
I love what you've done to your carpets.

The horror genre means a great deal to me (mainly as they give me excellent ideas on how best to dispose of my ex-girlfriend) and I have expressed my love for the genre in countless blogs which must be especially grating for the other members of Destructoid to read but, eh, f*** it.

I mainly game on the Playstation 4 and you are more than welcome to connect with me on there if you want but, if you're new here, interact with me a bit first because, believe me, I'm an acquired taste.
Well, acquired taste... Wanker.
Tomato, tomato.

As for some of my favourite games, they range from Silent Hill 2, Okami, Deadly Premonition, To the Moon, Undertale, Bloodborne, Bioshock... I will play anything as I find joy in the strangest of places.

Anyhow, if you actually read this (which nobody does anymore), don't ever feel afraid to start a conversation with me in the comments or on discord. I will give anyone the time of day.
So long as you aren't French of course.

Also decided to add my Games of the Year from years past, just because I can't really place my thoughts elsewhere:


2005 - Shadow of the Colossus

2006 - Okami

2007 - BioShock

2008 - Call of Duty: World at War

2009 - Batman Arkham Asylum

2010 - Nier

2011 - Portal 2

2012 - Spec-Ops: The Line

2013 - The Last of Us

2014 - Valiant Hearts

2015 - Undertale

2016 - Oxenfree

2017 - Persona 5
 
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