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Backlog Review - Prey (2017)

Backlogs.Everyone has one; they’re like creepy uncles and weird fetishes in that way. In a year that has caused me to lose a job, lose my mind and lose a couple of family members, I thought, screw it, why not try and lose some o...


TheLimoMaker's Games of the Year 2019

And so I have finally managed to get through a hefty number (around 50 or so) video games that released in 2019 and now I have sat down and feel confident in my ability to sort out which ones I enjoyed most… And which I enjoyed ...


TheLimoMaker's Games of the Year - 2018

Better Late Than Never  It's... Damn it's July and I am only now getting to my game of the year list.Blame school, I certainly do. I've had my final list completed for about three months now but am only now getting around to writ...


Limo's Anticipated Games of 2019

Limo... With a blog? 2018 isn't even over yet folks but here I am, writing my blog for the stuff I'm excited for that is being released next year. To separate myself from the pack though, I have decided to not include the typical ...


Not Getting It

Anybody who has interacted with me on a semi-regular basis knows that my sense of humour is blunt and sarcastic, whilst my general demeanour (specifically my way of talking and use of English diction) can come across as condescending.&...


Re: Views

Infinite Problems Let's talk about one of the best reviewed games of 2013: Bioshock: Infinite. Actually for those who don't know, or have forgotten, let me give you some context on the hype and release of Bioshock: Infinite.&...


TheLimoMaker's Games of the Year

2015 was one of the best years in video games in recent memories and therefore was one of the hardest years to condense into a list featuring all of the good stuff. Sure, there were controversies and such but that didn't stop many of u...


Dissecting Psychological Horror

My latest blog came across as somewhat negative and, while I wrote it with as much passion as I could muster, it was an incredibly draining experience. So how about I get back to what I do best, that being fawning over t...


The Bethesda Problem

A Preamble of Sorts I'm sure I am not the only person on this site who enjoys RPG's. Hell, what am I saying? Of course I'm not the only person here who enjoys RPG's, in fact I wish I was as knowledgeable about the genre as others...


A Case to be Made for Until Dawn

So when people see how high up Until Dawn is on my list of "Games of the Year" I get the feeling they will react the same way they did to the ending of Neon Genesis Evangelion and just exclaim: "What the fuck?" Now, I'm going to take t...


Nothing Quite Like an Unfinished List

So it's just past halfway through the year now and frankly, I've played a hell of a lot of games. More than I previously thought I would when the year began frankly, with Everybody's Gone to the Rapture, Dishonored HD and Until Dawn still t...


Bloodborne: A Destructoid Dub

Imagine if we were to get together, all of us, and voice act for a Bloodborne TV show. Each main member of DToid gets a part or even in some cases, multiple parts.  By the way, if I do in fact leave your name out it's not because I hat...


How E3 Will Go Down - "Hold onto Your Butts"

With the recent "leaks" of E3 announcements, anyone else wonder what on Earth could be left to reveal? Let me fill you in on my take of what the event could hold. Bethesda walk onto stage to the music from Fallout, stating that, like w...


Anime to Game - "See you space Cowboy"

Out there, in the real world, many sneer at the art of anime. They sneer at how perverted some of it can be (not that us otakus are complaining), or they look down upon it for simply being an animation and stating, in an uninformed way...


About TheLimoMakerone of us since 6:59 AM on 03.25.2015

Hello there. I'm insane. From England.
I love what you've done to your carpets.

The horror genre means a great deal to me (mainly as they give me excellent ideas on how best to dispose of my ex-girlfriend) and I have expressed my love for the genre in countless blogs which must be especially grating for the other members of Destructoid to read but, eh, f*** it.

I mainly game on the Playstation 4 and you are more than welcome to connect with me on there if you want but, if you're new here, interact with me a bit first because, believe me, I'm an acquired taste.
Well, acquired taste... Wanker.
Tomato, tomato.

As for some of my favourite games, they range from Silent Hill 2, Okami, Deadly Premonition, To the Moon, Undertale, Bloodborne, Bioshock... I will play anything as I find joy in the strangest of places.

Anyhow, if you actually read this (which nobody does anymore), don't ever feel afraid to start a conversation with me in the comments or on discord. I will give anyone the time of day.
So long as you aren't French of course.

Also decided to add my Games of the Year from years past, just because I can't really place my thoughts elsewhere:

2005 - Shadow of the Colossus

2006 - Okami

2007 - BioShock

2008 - Call of Duty: World at War

2009 - Batman Arkham Asylum

2010 - Nier

2011 - Portal 2

2012 - Spec-Ops: The Line

2013 - The Last of Us

2014 - Valiant Hearts

2015 - Undertale

2016 - Oxenfree

2017 - Persona 5