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Infamous second son cums closer with pre-order information [Rumour]

So Infamous Second Son is getting closer to being released and the Italian special edition pre-order details have been reveal. Why am I writing about the Italian pre-order pack when Iím from the UK ? well it caught my eye and got me thinking for one main reason. The pre-order pack allegedly comes with not only at least 1 can of RedBull but also some glow in the dark condoms.

No Iím not joking, you read that right, glow in the dark condoms.

So I honestly wanted to post this simply to make as many puns as I could think of about this piece of information.

Iíve heard of gaming safe but isnít this a little too far ?

Is it wise to include such a thing in a special edition or should they have played it safe ?

I wonder what other versions will cum with......

And finally the potential marketing slogans
Infamous second son, make sure itís not yours too
The best next gen game pre-order now to help prevent the next generation of gamers.

So over to you readers to contribute to the puns this deserves to have.

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About Dwavenhobbleone of us since 8:33 AM on 06.19.2012

A qualified Environmental Chemist who happens to live in a fairly dense city with no real environment or chemistry industry.

I review indie games on another blog and you'll see them pop up here if I think the review is a good or interesting one (along with a shameless bit of self promotion)

I also operate another blog reviewing films and I mean t pick that back up when I can.

I've been gaming since the SNES days. I've been in the pro scene before for tribes 2 but hate the present pro scenes and have no interest in going back into it.

I tend to get into quite a few Betas and love ones without NDA as it means I can write about them. I have even beta tested an xbox 360 game in my time (and no not a normal public Beta one )

In gaming I'm normally the guy looking at the shelf below the AAA titles first to see if there are any great hidden gems.

My gaming drug of choice: Timesplitters in any flavour (Why won't you make Timesplitters 4 Crytek, why ????? I need my fix of insanity )
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