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Apparently people subscribe to Netflix. Is it any good?

 
 

Happy Valentines Day I waNt You INside Me.


 
 

The Eternal Easter Egg.

 
 
 

Applied for a script and dialogue-writing job in my area today. It'd mean making more money than I've ever made, doing a job I love, under conditions I can easily adapt to. So I imagine they won't even notice I applied, and it'll go to some college kid.

 
 

Pretty much my default reaction to 99% of the internet.


 
 

I'd rather eat a taco than a hamburger. Pineapple does belong on pizza. Western "Chinese" food is better than authentic Chinese food. Maple Walnut is a boomer-ass flavor of ice cream. All tiddies are fun tiddies. I hate Dark Souls but I want to like it.

 
 

KinoFabino is hilarious and you should follow him.

 
 

Thought of the perfect joke to tell the ex, only to remember we haven't spoken in years. After gnawing at me for a few days, I sent it to them via Facebook and now I can never go back.


 
 

I want to become the president's bodyguard. That way I can randomly yell "Sniper!" and tackle him to the floor. I bet I could get away with it two, maybe three times a day during wartime. "Cheetoh is secure, repeat, Cheetoh is secure, over.... Sniper!"

 
 

Earthbound was released in the 90's, but if a town of hateful zombies led by a giant pile of puke fighting hard-working and innovative young people who believe in a better tomorrow isn't a microcosm of America today I'll eat this jar of Fly Honey.


 
 
 

It's an older Cody sir, but he checks out.

 
 

I wrote 3 novels this year, all sequels to a book I still haven't published yet, but I love the series I've created and I will find it a home, someday. I hope that day is waiting for me in the New Year, and I hope your day is waiting for you in 2020.

 
 

I hope someone edits The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi to include Ian MacDiarmid VO's so we can stop pretending this is "The Skywalker Saga" and finally call all nine films "The Senate Saga."

 
 

My GOTY goes to Resident Evil 2 (2019). I actually did get to play a few new games this year, which doesn't happen all that often, but RE2 was a delightful surprise. Capcom did a great job this year, and they deserve every accolade.

 
 

Say what you want about the Epic Game Store, but this 12 Days of Free Games promotion has been pretty great for those of us struggling to pay our bills, let alone but new games.

 
 

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

 
 

"Episode 9 is just has a bunch of fan service and then a big fight at the end." Y'all watched Avengers: Endgame, right?

 
 
 

Exhausted every option I can find trying to keep my PC from crashing. No luck. I still don't know what the problem is. Maybe it's a hardware problem, I don't know. I can't afford to fix it.

 
 

My PC keeps freezing on me, ever since I installed the Windows Media Pack. I've tried a fresh start, I tried a system reset, I'm still not sure if the problem has been fixed. This couldn't have come at a better time, too. Fuck.

 
 
 

I'm full of anxiety and seasonal depression and caffeine isn't making me feel better. Goddamn it I just want the planet to be healthy and okay and for society to stop being childish dicks to one another for fifteen goddamn minutes.

 
 

Holy crap. I just got DS1 done and jumped right into Darksiders 2, and the difference is like night and day. Every nagging issue I had with the first game has been improved on. This is quickly turning into a new favorite.

 
 

Why did no one tell me Darksiders was so awesome. It's like if Illidan Stormrage and the Joker played Diablo.

 
 

Okay, the format is getting to be a bit cliche, but I'm liking how this is shaping up.

 
 

What if in Alien: Isolation 2, Amanda swaps identities with a refugee heading back to Earth, becoming "Anne" and marrying someone named Russ Jordan. They later migrate to LV-426, making Alien 3 an even shittier movie retroactively.

 
 

I think I'd like Capcom to release a Resident Evil Collection (at least the first three games and maybe the Director's Cut of 1). I wanna play the originals on my PC, please.

 
 

I want to play a video game of an Alternate History (or pre-Disney EU) Luke Skywalker who rebuilds the Jedi, wins with the power of love and mad lightsaber skills, and doesn't afraid of anything. Mara Jade, Ben Skywalker, give us the Luke we crave.

 
 

About TheInternone of us since 3:57 PM on 07.16.2015

Mike is a crazy, jobless hobo living in his parents' basement.
 
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