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Happy Birthday, Heston! Bring that taut ass over and let's get this jacuzzi bubblin'!

 
 

I hate that I felt hype watching this. My brain keeps telling me that EA is going to taint it, even more than it already has. The announcement already has platitudes. But damnit, it's my favorite game series. Damnit.

 
 

Thanks to all you amazing people for your birthday wishes. The Destructoid community is one of the best around. You're all the finest-ass queens in my book.


 
 
 

Mm, tastes like a Mr. Saturn peanut-cheese bar.

 
 

Mm, tastes like a Mr. Saturn peanut-cheese bar.

 
 

I've had more dreams start or end this way than I can count.


 
 

I've had more dreams start or end this way than I can count.


 
 
 
 

I dunno if you guys listen to The Stupendium but it's some good shit.

 
 

One day, we're going to get a survival/crafting game, set in the Warhammer 40k universe, at the end of the Golden Age of Technology. The Eye of Terror is born, you're stranded on an alien world, and you only have an STC databank and your will to survive.

 
 

Played a handful of demos last night. Swarm the City is a personal favorite. Rabbit Hole is Silent Hill if the evil presence of the town was Slavjank. Death Trash was haunting. Tormented Souls looked great but a weird tone. You should play Dread Templar.

 
 

Not only does Batman eat pussy, he trained for two years with a Tibetan hermit to master the Twelve-Tongue Clit-Exploding Flick.

 
 

Sipping canned mead, and canned Crown Royal Et Cola while I worry over a friend's wellbeing. #AMA, but leave them out of it.

 
 

The only E3 presentation I care to mention.

 
 
 

Phasmaphobia + Hunt: Showdown. A team of 1-6 monster hunters of different classes and builds enters a sprawling map, hunts for clues to a source of great evil, and banishes it. Different modes allow for Masterminds, 1 Big Bad, or 3v3 Hunter v Monsters.

 
 
 

For my #PositivityForward, I nominated You. You is an amazing person, and I know the world doesn't always lend itself to be fair or even kind, but in You I see strength to carry on. I am so happy that my time and space have crossed paths with You.

 
 

#BestFightSceneEverToid I'm electing a scene from The Deluge, an atrociously long film (4+ hours) I can't even remember save for this impressively authentic swordfight.

 
 

Passed the Mr. Sark smell test. I just need Stephen King tonguing the spine and maybe a pic of the book surrounded by six black guys and I've peaked as an author.


 
 

Having the man, the myth, the classic serpentine master Mr Sark spot me on his stream and announce he was buying my book is probably the peak of my literary career so far. Mind blown.


 
 

You can't convince me this isn't actual game footage.

 
 

"Para opciones en español, presione el número dos."


 
 

I laughed for 3-4 minutes. I've been in this situation and knowing I can now blame it on Doctor G-Who pleases me.

 
 
 

Okay, what if Omega isn't a Jango Fett clone, but a Palpatine clone?


 
 

First jab this morning. Hope y'all are safe and well.

 
 

About TheInternone of us since 3:57 PM on 07.16.2015

TheIntern is a fiction author that writes under the pen-name M.G. Gallows. He lurks on DToid to hang out with the cool people.
 
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