Since I have be slacking on the blogs, I thought I'd do something do get back in the habit. I've chosen to draw some inspiration from Samurai Warriors Chronicle.
Seems many of the leading characters like to do a little poetry slam before riding off into battle. They'd improv a haiku (the poems of a 5/7/5 syllable structure) occasionally in these scenes. I doubt they did this in feudal Japan, but that's just Omega Force for you.
So I'll do some haikus about what I've been playing. If you want to join in, take a game you've been playing or talking about lately and do an interesting, dirty or funny haiku about it in the comment section. Maybe this can become a regular thing, we'll just change up the poetry style from time to time
Anyway, here goes...
Samurai Warriors Chronicle
Humming sword, Force death-choke, hmm...
Are you Darth Vader?
Dead or Alive: Dimensions
Big-breasted teen girls.
What else is there to say here?
Oh, they fight as well?
Marvel Vs. Capcom 3
He's the best at this.
She's the second best at this.
The dog's a goddess.
You should ask nicely!
Say this: "Please come over here."
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Wall Masters scare me,
But the inn has something worse:
Hand in the toilet.
LOOK WHO CAME: