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LONG BLOG

Waiting for the [PROTOTYPE] demo before you give it a shot? FOOOOOOL!1!11!!

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Why are YOU not doing this yet?

So I've seen some chatter around the intertubes about Prototype, and how people think it's not blatantly better than inFAMOUS (proven to be a lie). But then I noticed that there are people who don't want to give it a chance because there is NO DEMO?!?! Do you SEE the above screenshot? Well, DO ya? Really, you still need a demo?

Ok, fine... let's for a moment ignore this blasphemy. I think I know exactly why there is no demo.

I'll be with you in a minute... I just need to get some info from this guy's brain matter!

The reason there is no demo, is because it would be so fucking awesome that you would play it for hours and hours, until you passed out from dehydration... and then you'd possibly die. OBVIOUSLY, this would lead to a "loss of sale". Hence, the move on the publisher's part to not release a demo.

So if you're still on the fence (like I was) then I implore you to at least RENT it or borrow it from a friend (actually, I just listened to my friend TALK about it and I had to buy it.... and we don't even like the same games!).

If you're still not convinced then you will never get to experience being an old lady capable of leaping from rooftop to rooftop, defeating tanks by kick-flipping city buses at them, and......taking down helicopters with a JUSTICE KICK!!
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About The Kojukinatorone of us since 1:58 PM on 07.06.2009

I play and enjoy all sorts of games. My actively used systems include PC, Xbox 360, Wii, DS, and PSP.

Also since I don't smoke, and everyone knows smoking makes you look cool, I'm instead going to try and sound like a bigger douche than I really am... as I notice that makes you even cooler!
 



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