Tyra will be the first female president. She already has our childrens educations in mind.
When she takes over your internets THERE WILL BE NO ESCAPE.
She cups the balls and sucks like a hoover.
She gives people free cars.
She is a goddamn DOCTOR.
She writes under the pen name "Chad Concelmo" here at Destructoid.
She was on The Man Show
Never forget the true reason for Tyra Tuesday: Raptor Jesus, whom went extinct for our sins.