I wear flip-flops while showering so I can take a piss without getting my feet covered in my own urine. I call them my piss flops; I am unashamed, and you can all go straight to hell, I reject your judgment, you filthy apes. Scrub-a-dub-dub, piss in a tub
- From my cold, dead hands.
About The Actual Charlton Hestonone of us since 6:46 AM on 12.24.2017
I'm actually Charlton Heston. What, were you expecting some purple prose? An overwrought introduction? Get off of my property, you filthy God damn hippie.