Hey, it's Kevin and Sam's Birthdays. I can't just plaster a dick pic on Qtoid, but know that I wanted to; I'm sorry that your Birthdays are now ruined. Try to make the best of them regardless!
- From my cold, dead hands.
About The Actual Charlton Hestonone of us since 6:46 AM on 12.24.2017
I'm actually Charlton Heston. What, were you expecting some purple prose? An overwrought introduction? Get off of my property, you filthy God damn hippie.