Found my Halloween costume: Lazy Batman. Now, if you'll excuse me, Gotham needs me... To watch it. On Netflix. As I eat peanut butter with my bare hands.
- From my cold, dead hands.
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I'm actually Charlton Heston. What, were you expecting some purple prose? An overwrought introduction? Get off of my property, you filthy God damn hippie.