NOTE: Long story short: I don't have Photoshop right now. Hopefully my stand-ins work alright :) This is what you've all been waiting for: the death knell for reviews full of dirty bias, horrendous unobjectivity and antiquated "opinions"...

I used to be around a lot more back before I moved to Australia and started medicine, but I still love Dtoid and I try to stop by the front page/IRC/the forums whenever I get a chance. Hell, I’m skipping school and laundering money to go ...

NOTE: Normally I would not cross-post on my c-blog and on the other site I write for, but as this is something quite specific to Destructoid, I'm going to go ahead and post it. If people get really pissy then I can easily remove the waterma...

This article was originally written for NegativeGamer.com. Usually I wouldn't post anything from another site that I wrote, but here I just couldn't resist since this is such big news and all ;) Note: I did this in a hurry so spelling and ...

Dtoid card booster 16 is still coming, just be patient :) Ever hear someone tell you that they won’t play a game because they don’t think they can handle the pressure? Maybe you went to hand someone the controller and that person told yo...

Welcome to my wankfest! Consider this a fair warning: this post is all about how Dtoid has influenced me in the last year and my Dtoid related traveling. It includes the extreme overuse of the following words: Amazing Awesome Incredible ...

I’m going to keep the ball that Silver Dragon, Jesus H. Christ and Y0j1mb0 got rolling with another “10 things you don’t know” c-blog. So if you care to get some insight to what makes me tick, by all means stick around! 10. I prefer the ...

I've put this up in the forums, but I wanted to share it with all of you that never leave the front page :) Here are the major events that made up my evening: Just another lame-ass day... Until... OMG! FORUMZ IZ BACK! CEEEEEELABRATE...

G’DAY MATE. PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE EDITION Not much to say intro-wise other than I’m slowly working on blogs in between moving to Australia, getting everything set-up for school and getting a place to stay, so things are moving s...

I was going to include all of this stuff in my upcoming first birthday/Destructoid world tour (wherein the world consists of the UK, Canada, the US and Australia) wrap-up post, but once I had finished writing that thing it was 8 pages and t...

Tyra will be the first female president. She already has our childrens educations in mind. When she takes over your internets THERE WILL BE NO ESCAPE. She cups the balls and sucks like a hoover. She gives people free cars. She i...

DESTRUCTOID CARDS: JOLLY SNOWFLAKE DAY EDITION If you don't know what Snowflake day is, please educate yourself. Anyways, I hope that everyone is enjoying the holidays as this will probably be the final holiday season before the complete ...