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Rant: Why Pokemon's Metagame Is Garbage!, Pokemon Bank

Quick answer: GRINDING!

Seriously, this is a problem that has plagued the series since the beginning of time and has lately become a bigger issue. Pokemon Yellow was the first game i ever played and back as a kid i didn't even bother to question the many game mechanics that were sneakily hidden from me. Now it is common knowledge that EV's and IV's exist and so now everybody exploits this knowledge, kinda like i exploit F-ZERO GX by snaking (which i had to do to beat the bloody story mode >.<;).

What it the problem with EV's/IV's you say? well first of all, they are hidden stats, why they are hidden? No one knows. Regardless the main problem with EV's and IV's is the grinding. I like to compare grinding in Pokemon to taking a shot of vodka, it's ok for a while, then you start getting a little drowsy and suddenly your face is attached to your 3ds screen. Considering the fact that the fundamentals of EV's and IV's are that of stat implementation in order to give each Pokemon individual stats, something that games such as Diablo manage to do easily without the need to grind and that game came out around the same time as Pokemon Red/Blue.

So why do we need to grind? Beats me. What do you have to do to grind EV's/IV's? now that is a good question as both EV's and IV's are trained individually so prepare to spend several hours of pain as you prepare your ultimate team because those pokes you trained in the story won't cut it as they have random EV's and IV's. You are simply manipulating a Pokemon's stat values because Game Freak are too stupid to create a good system (seriously, i'd take Final Fantasy X's sphere grid system over this). So what do you actually do? For EV's you have two choices:

Play the worst minigame ever for several minutes


Fight specific Pokemon with the Pokemon you are using over and over again for several minutes

EV training is the least of your problems, though it is rather unnecessary and it's never fun to catch a Pokemon only to put it into super training for several minutes before you can even use it. Before you can even begin EV training though, you have to go through the hell that is IV training. To IV train, you need the patience of an owl, you also need a hell of a lot of luck. Get ready to run around Lumiose city for a few hours. Basicly you need to breed the same pokemon over and over again until it has perfect stats, sounds fun..... well you're wrong, unless you like holding the control stick for long periods of time and running to and from the day care every time you fail, seriously i want to do some battles not go frolicking around the city running around prism tower...

The next thing that is wrong about the metagame is that Pokemon have hidden abilities that are generally more useful than their main abilities. Also, each kind of Pokemon has their own unique traits when it comes to stat growth which leads to and unbalanced roster of Pokemon which is never fun because it means your favorite Pokemon will never stand a chance against other players because they aren't greninja/aegislash etc.

So what do you do? well.... i don't know to be honest, there is no hope either way. My advice is to sell Pokemon X and Y after completing the main game because unlike many of the previous installments, Pokemon X and Y's endgame is exclusively metagaming.

Seriously though, take away the grinding and the metagame will actually be a fun experience. Pokemon Stadium managed it so it's possible for Pokemon X and Y to do the same, just add an egg incubator which lets you get perfect IV's and choose your Pokemon's nature and give Pokemon EV points when they level so that they can put them into whatever stat they want. Simple enough, too bad Game Freak cannot fathom this. Seriously if there's any development team that needs to get with the times it's Game Freak, it's about time they get their heads out of the 90's we're in 2014, just....just look at Path Of Exile would you.... that is character progression right there, you can do exactly the same with Pokemon. I thought that this was a series made for kids, if this is the case then make it accessible Game Freak.


Now lets talk about Pokemon Bank, the biggest sack of garbage Nintendo has pooped out since the Wii U. Pokemon Bank has become Nintendo's (and perhaps Game freak's) new way of getting a kid's parent's money by adding a $5.00 yearly fee for a service that was once available to us for free, that is the Poke Transfer service which was once called the Pal Park, Now the Pal Park has been removed in favor of Poke Transfer Which is part of Pokemon Bank. Oh joy! we get to pay yet another $5.00 alongside the $40.00 we pay for the game, this is an absolutely fantastic idea Game Freak, a great idea to degrade your fan base, well it would be if people were actually bothered about this but they aren't really.

It seems most people who play Pokemon wipe their asses with $5.00 at least once a year because they're happy to surrender their hard earned money and possibly more to game freak every year. Oh and people, wake up call, by supporting this, you are also supporting more micro transactions in the future, what's next? Rare/Legendary Pokemon for $10.00? Oh wait, better not give Game Freak/Nintendo any ideas.

People shouldn't have to put up with this... but alas, the gaming community is dense, and the Pokemon community is denser than dense. It doesn't help that many of them are kids but come on, adult players should know better that to support this, especially if they have kids of their own. Pokemon is a series that may go on longer than we think, perhaps into our grandchild's generation.

If you think Pokemon Bank is a good idea, you would be wrong. Cloud services are never a good idea. They're just an excuse to get money because they require server maintenance and honestly, there will be more money coming out of Pokemon Bank than the maintenance guy's payroll. Also let me remind you of what happened to PSN a few years back. Yep, you heard me.

Sometimes when i play Pokemon, i want to punch the screen simply because the game is stupid. I must be either a sucker, a moron or a huge Pokemon fan to persist with the series for so long... when it hasn't changed since 1996.

- Once you head down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny... and you get dental.

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About Terry 309one of us since 11:02 AM on 12.30.2013

"Exactly as I'd hoped. Humans... so weak and malleable. How you ever managed to oppose the legion I cannot fathom. You have merely delayed the inevitable" ~ Balnazzar

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I will publish blogs on there earlier because it has a better editor (plus I don't have the Destructoid rules to worry about). I will still publish blogs on here though and I probably will post any top 10's exclusively on here, this site is merely a home for all of my blogs so that in case anything happens I can keep writing.

My Bio:

Just an outspoken fan of rpg's and gaming in general who likes to rant about first world gamer problems because there are so many.

My blogs mostly consist of reviews/rants of games of all generations, particularly rpg's. I try to blend my reviews with both facts and opinion so that people can see from my own experiences and decide for themselves. i will also tend to review older titles because i still believe that there are few people out there who haven't played these awesome titles and deserve to give them a chance.

Oh and as for some negative's you might point out, i can't spell for my life and my grammar is terrible. Plus i like to exaggerate my points a little to make things more fun, yet some people are dense enough to take them as fact.

Here is my response to those intelligent enough to point them out:

Heres my review rating system:

Masterpiece (Same as masterful but for overall score, will be based on opinion), of course it won't be perfect in every way but it will be close to perfect, no game is perfect.

Masterful - Perfect in every way (Formerly 9.5+) (definitely pick up the game if you are a fan of the genre)

Exceptional - Goes way beyond expectations (Formerly between 9.1 and 9.4) (definitely pick up the game if you are a fan of the genre)

Excellent - Does what it needs to and provides a first class experience (9.0) (definitely pick up the game if you are a fan of the genre)

Great - Does what it needs to, provides a high class experience (8.5-8.9) (recommended to all fans of the genre)

Good - Does what it needs to and provides a very enjoyable experience (was 8.0 - 8.5) (recommended to all fans of the genre)

Satisfactory - Does what it needs to, provides an experience which is just enough to satisfy the player (Formerly between 7.5 - 7.9) (Reccommended to read the review if unsure)

Decent - Does what it needs to, experience can very depending on the players tastes (Formerly 7.0-7.4) (Recommended to read the review if you plan on picking up the game to see if it's for you)

So-So (Now Mediocre) - Not for everyone, has some issues, may be worth a try if patient enough to cope with it's flaws (Formerly 6.5 - 6.9) (Reccommened to read the review if you're interested in the title)

Flawed - Alot of flaws, difficult to recommend, some may be able to pass them by but will require a lot of patience (Formerly 5.0 - 6.4) (Reccommened to read the review if you're interested in the title)

Awful - (Formerly 4.9 and below) (If you see this, don't pick the game up for this catagory)

Kill It With Fire - (Same as Awful but for overall score, based on opinion which in this case is usually right if you see the game, you know what to do, don't buy this and if you do, get some gasoline and a match)


Too Long (Legend Of Dragoon lol)

Very Long (Formerly 9.5 - 9.9)

Long (Formerly 9.0 - 9.4)

Quite Long (Formerly 8.0 - 8.9)

Decent Length (Formerly 7.5 - 7.9)

Quite Short (Formerly 6.5 - 7.4)

Very Short (Formerly 6.0 - 6.4)

Too short (Formerly 5.9 or below)

Worth Replaying?




My favorite games:

Valkyrie Profile 2


Pokemon Gold and Silver


Warcraft 3's campaign

Grandia 2


Mount And Blade: Warband