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Zombies: A Thesis (Overview) *NVGR*

Zombies are a fairly new addition to the long list of mythical beasts that plague the human imagination. From the beginning of man, we have feared these creatures of our psyche and have attributed much lore and superstition about them. ...


*NVGR* Risque Business

I'm having a slow relaxing day today and I thought I'd break from my Zombie research to share a few laughs with you guys. Here's a story about something that happened to me while I was far away from home, with no one to bail me out. Enjoy! ...


Zombies: A Thesis (Intro) *NVGR*

H'okay. As some as you may know, I have Kinemortophobia aka fear of zombies. It's literally something I think about every day and it effects almost everything I do. Since The age of 11 when I used to watch my sister's boyfriend at the tim...


Karma and the Grocery Store Video Game Bin

Hey guys, I've had one fuck of a day and it's not even halfway through. I have to tell you about what just happened to me and hopefully it will make your day seem a little less shitty knowing that good things still happen to good people and...


*NVGR* Monkey Business

Hey Destructoid! i took a little sabbatical and I've finally got to know my new housemates better and I'm completely moved in. Since It's been a while, and it's a Sunday, this is a longer story than usual. Here's a time that I once got some...


Dammit, I'm coming to PAX '09!

Plain and simple, I am jealous of all this sweet, sweet Destructoid love south of the border and I want in. I figure I've got 8 months exactly to get my shit in gear and make it out to Seattle. My plan is to find a gaming sponsor of some t...


10 things you didn't know about Tehmtnlion

1. I am a huge Final Fantasy freak. Final Fantasy VII was my introduction to the FF series and it was the first game I bought when I picked up the good ol' ps1. Shit hit fabric when I put it in and saw the mind-blowing graphics, and shit ...


Storytoids: True Tales of the Community

Well, since the economy has robbed me of a job, I've had way more time on my hands than usual, I've been turning to the Internet to entertain me. Since joined D-Toid and writing a few short stories, I feel confident enough that I can sta...


*NVGR* A Genuinely Scary Story: Part 8

Alright people! We're nearing the close of our story. Only a few posts left! I know you'll enjoy this one. It's a bit longer to make up for yesterdays short post. "This story takes place back when Canada was still split into 'Upper' and...


*NVGR* A Genuinely Scary Story: Part 7

This is a shorter "chapter" to my story, but it's necessary to keep the flow of things going. Enjoy! Mr. Lobos' statement grabbed the attention of the group. We all looked at each other and looked to Mr. Lobos. Even though we had heard...


*NVGR* A Genuinely Scary Story: Part 6

As promised, here's part 6! The footsteps continued a few seconds after we had stopped, just as before. But the flash light didn't reveal any shadowy figure in pursuit. What it did show was an impossibility. Along the side of the tra...


*NVGR* A Genuinely Scary Story: Part 5

Since it's a lazy Sunday, if enough people want me to, I'll post the next part later tonight. If there's at least, lets say, 30 comments, I'll let you see the next part later tonight! No spamming though! But for now, the continuation. Enj...


*NVGR* A Genuinely Scary Story: Part 4

Alright here's the continuation of my little tale. Hope you guys like it. The previous parts are linked in my profile ------> Mr Lobos turned to face the group. "When we got home, no one wanted to talk about what happened. We said...


*NVGR* A Genuinely Scary Story: Part 3

Now for the third installment,. Check out part 1 and part 2 if you haven't already. Mr. Lobos began to tell us the tale of his first time out there. "I'd gone to the will reading of my grandfather and had been given my ultimatum. I tho...


*NVGR* A Genuinely Scary Story: Part 2

For part one, click here. This video will help set the mood. And now we jump back in where we left off. As I took off the Blindfold, the site that greeted me, took me by surprise. We had parked in a grove of wicked looking trees that ...


*NVGR* A Genuinely Scary Story: Part 1.

Don't read this is if you're looking for a laugh. This is the set-up for something much larger. I'm breaking it up because To write it all at once would be fail.. Again, don't read this unless you're interested in the slightest. I'm known...


A Moment of Reflection: Thoughts of Tehmtnlion

This is unrelated. I just wanted to start with a video. In 16 days, I will be turning 22. It's not a monumental age to reach, I already can drive since i was sixteen, I bought enough porn, lottery tickets and fireworks to start my own...


A tribute to ZzFFTLzZ: The end of douchebaggery.

Since I've been in this community, I've seen some fail. HARD FAILS. But this guy not only bitched out once, but twice. I'm sorry guy, but don't do that to this community because this could happen... Dawn. The sun was bright in his ro...


*NVGR* Skid marks

Hey Community! I couldn't sleep last night and I remembered a horrible experience of mine and had to write it out! My skin's still crawling from the memories... Enjoy! We all have secrets. Secrets, which we will go to great lengths to ...


OH HAI (shhh this is my intro post)

Hey, I've been lurkin' about Destructoid for a couple months and I've posted a couple things earlier that met with fail, but more recently I've posted a few blogs that have been generally well-received I think. I'm enjoying my slow infil...


I will unleash a cornstorm of epic proportions...

I was playing with my clan last night when I realized that hurling insults in games is one of my favourite experiences with gaming. I don't mean logging onto Halo3 and screaming faggot for 5 hours until I'm hoarse and someone is trying to ...


I hugged SilverDragon1979....

...and I got touched inappropriately. But it was cool. I kinda liked it. Then Scrixx touched my dick. That was a bad touch Scrixx. Bad touch. Oh yeah. CANADA BEAT RUSSIA IN A SHOOTOUT WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!


*NVGR* Didn't see that one coming

Hope everyone is having a good start to the new year, here's another story for you. Happy new year! Every time I see this movie, I am reminded of an experience I once had. Pride is a motherfucker. In this culture of confrontation, we h...


*NVGR* The Gross Out

This is a longer story than some of the rest, but I promise you, the end is worth it. Hope you like it! Lunchtime has always been a special time for me. I am a strong believer that you can make some of the best friendships on the plane...


*NVGR* Fear. Shit makes you run.

Here's another tale of my childhood and being discovered. I wonder if any of you have had similar experiences. Enjoy! Fear is a powerful motivator. For thousands of years, it has been crucial to our survival. before we were the dominant...


About Tehmtnlionone of us since 10:59 PM on 03.31.2008

About Me:

I'm a 21 year old gamer from Canada who refuses to accept rational or logical explanations of all things. Armed with a large vocabulary and total disregard for morals and opinions, I fight for Justice. Or Destruction. Which ever gets me teh pwn.

Also, here are 10 things you didn't know about me

Games I've Played worth mentioning
Resident Evil Series
Shining Force Series
All the Sonics. ALL of them.
Command and Conquer Series
Fallout 1,2 and 3
The Elder Scrolls Series

A Genuinely Scary Story

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9

Other Stories I've Written

Risque Business
Monkey Business
The Chronicles of Niero
A Tribute to ZzFFTLzZ: The End of Douchebaggery
Skid Marks
Tastes on the Danforth: The Harbinger of Death
Didn't see that one coming
The Gross Out
Fear: Shit makes you run
You can't get out eggnog stains
Rage is the best investment
Stupid is as stupid does
Necessity above all else
The most horrific story ever told
Dunk-a-roos: Crack for children